Jennifer Hudson’s beautiful rendition of the Star Spangled Banner at yesterday’s Superbowl was lip-synched? It sounded great, but once you find out it was a pre-recorded track, it just kind of loses it’s appeal. The performance marked the return of Jennifer Hudson for the first time since the tragic murder of her mother, brother, and […]
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Miley Avoids Future Criticism By Trading in Porsche.
Not that people wouldn’t already criticize a sixteen-year-old driving a Porsche anyways, but when that sixteen-year-old is an influential pop star who sings and makes web videos about global warming and pollution, that makes it open season. Miley Cyrus received a hand me down Porsche for her sweet sixteen from her mother, who had gotten […]
Six More Weeks of Winter!
“The bright sky above me shows my shadow before me, and six more weeks of winter it will be.” Punxsutawney Phil was drug out of his hole around 7am this morning probably still nursing a gameday hangover and delivered some bad news, that the Steelers had won the Superbowl. Wait, I mean that there’d be […]
Mel B Settles Baby Battle With Eddie Murphy.
Spice Girl Melanie Brown has finally settled a pesky custody case over her youngest daughter, Angel, with the baby’s father, Eddie Murphy. Back in 2006 when the singer revealed she was pregnant with the comedian’s child, he denied that it was his, and continued to deny it until he was ordered by a court to […]
This is How You Win 8 Gold Medals.
News of the World got this photo of Olympian Michael Phelps rippin’ a big bong this November in the Carolinas. 8 gold medals!
Courtney Love’s New Hair Color.
Courtney Love posted a Myspace blog asking her fans if they like her new hair color. Courtney has decided to go black this time. Dig it?
She Said What?
We all know that celebs are lining up to defend Jessica Simpson as their weekly charity case to get good graces with the media, and Kim Kardashian is taking a second opportunity to do so at this weekend’s Superbowl festivities! Kim defended Jessica earlier this week saying the usual “leave the girl alone, she’s fine, […]
Kelly Osbourne’s Boot Camp Treatment.
Kelly Osbourne isn’t battling her addiction at some swanky Malibu rehab facility like most celebs do this time. Instead, she’s at a facility that cured father, Ozzy, back when he was battling alcohol and drug addiction. Last week, Kelly checked into the Hazelden Alcohol and Drug Rehabilitation Center in Oregon, but her mom, Sharon, wouldn’t […]
First Look at Will Farrell’s Land of the Lost.
The first preview for Will Farrell’s land of the lost will be premiering tomorrow during the Superbowl, but as does everything else, it’s hit the internet first. Here’s the plot for those of you who haven’t heard yet; Will Ferrell stars as has-been scientist Dr. Rick Marshall, sucked into one and spat back through time. […]
