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Shame on you, Li~Lo!

She claims her mere (fugly) face is worth millions, but Lindsay Lohan can’t even pay up her bodyguard dues! A former bodyguard has filed suit against Lindsay Lohan at the Los Angeles Superior Court, late Monday afternoon.  Professional bodyguard, David Kim, claims Lindsay owes him over $55,000 in unpaid wages and tips he had to […]

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Toni Braxton HEART ATTACK?! WTF?!

OMG!  Someone un-break her heart!! Toni Braxton was admitted in a Las Vegas hospital last night, after reportedly falling ill during a performance at Las Vegas’ Flamingo Hotel and Casino.  Because Braxton has been suffering from heart-related issues after the birth of her second child (mostly pericarditis, an inflamation of the sac surrounding the heart), […]

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BRA~VO!

Things might be getting a tad messy for Project Runway! You don’t say…? Project Runway seems to be saying “Bra-vo!” to trying new things. In this case, the show has signed a deal with Lifetime Television, which might ultimately get production crew into a hairy legal dispute.

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Ashley Olsen really wants to attend a fetish party.

Could it be Pop Fiction?  Naah! Our beloved Trodents just continue to FREAK the h*ll OUT!! Remember how we recently wondered about the whereabouts of little Miss Poacher, Ashley Olsen?  Well guys, the chica has reappeared!  Ashley Olsen was spotted looking mighty freaky this weekend, as she exited the wedding party of Hollywood stylist, Estee […]

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Star inspired blow-up dolls!

This is just too funny. I know many of you have probably seen this already, but I just can’t get enough of these funny-ass love dolls!  Who said losers could never land superstar lays?!  For less than 40 bucks, these gals might even be better than the real deal! More models (some NSFW) after the […]

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RBD Bodyguard: “SI soy rebelde!”

Mexican pop sensation RBD gets rushed by mob of fans in LA! RBD‘s big-bad-Oso bodyguards had their work cut out for them yesterday, as they angrily offered to kick multiple asses, in their rude attempts to clear a throbbing mob of psychotic enthusiastic RBD fans outside a Los Angeles hotel. Meanwhile, it seems the honeymoon […]

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Oh, Ashton, you bring shame upon my soul!

OMG! I just can’t believe they actually used it on Pop Fiction!!I can’t believe they actually used it on the show!! Talk about LOW BUDGET! I especially loved it when Audrina Patridge laughed at how paparazzi would “think” they would make money from her fake tattoo!Um, Audrina, I hate to break it to you, but […]

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It’s a BITTERSWEET WORLD, grandma!

Gumby Granny Ashlee Simpson out on the town! So, she found her long-lost kid, and now she’s making up for lost time with one of her great grandkids!  Why is it grannies always pretend to be mad, even when its obvious they’re out, showering you with gifts?!  Actually, I take that back.  I’m sure it’s […]

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When animals attack…

Beware of hawks at Fenway Park!!

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OMG, ASHTON!! Are you all right, you adorable little maniac, you?!

Ashton Kutcher gets a little taste of his own medicine!! (use your imagination if you will and picture Ashton Kutcher diving over the front passenger corner of a Mercedes G Wagon. . .Kinda like those old folks looked when they almost got run down by the prankster last Saturday before the Kid’s choice awards. . […]

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