Two celebs who won’t be appearing on the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars, but will have their likeness featured in a new DWTS porn parody are David Hasselhoff and Lindsay Lohan. Hustler’s latest release, This ain’t Dancing With the Stars XXX will feature a scene where “Lindsay Lohan” seduces her dance teacher, and […]
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Pam to Dance With the Stars…(Get it? Because She’s Not One)
The new season of Dancing With the Stars has got their first confirmed contestant. Pamela Anderson. A source told Radar Online that the deal is done, and she’s very excited to do the show. Both Barb Wire and Stripperella knew how to work a pole, so she might have a leg up on her competition! […]
First Look at Ellen on Idol!
We know some of you people only enjoy this portion of American Idol, but real fans can be relieved! Audition week is over and it’s time for Hollywood! That also means: Ellen!!! Check out your first look at Ellen on the judges panel below;
Charlie Sheen’s Vehicle Stolen, Ran Off a Cliff
KTLA reported this morning that the SUV of Charlie Sheen was found crashed off a hill about 100 feet down Mullholland Drive in Los Angeles. It was a call from OnStar aroudn 4AM to Sheen alerting him that his vehicle had crashed and the airbags had been deployed that first made him aware of the […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Audrina Patridge’s Day Job is Hanging Out With Friends and Eating
Nice work if you can get it. Audrina Patridge put in a day at the salt mines recently. She kicked it with her homies at Toast. Starzlife was there. It’s our job.
STARZLIFE PICS: Ashley Tisdale and Her Fluffly Dog
Come on, Ashley Tisdale, you only put a bag over the head of ugly chicks. You’re totally bangin’. Own it!
Oliver Stone Releases Trailer For Wall Street 2
Oliver Stone just released the trailer for Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, which is the sequel to the 1987 film Wall Street, which starred Charlie Sheen and Michael Douglas. Sheen will appear in Wall Street 2, but It’s Michael Douglas and Shia LaBeouf who get the top billing in this one. Check the trailer out […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Come On, Ashley Tisdale, We Know It’s You
Ashley Tisdale was spotted walking out of a Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf recently, acting like she was walking out of a crack den or lesbian bathhouse. You bought some coffee, girl, just own it. Or if you really wanna dodge the paps, you’re going to have to do a lot better than this. Maybe […]
Attempted Murder With a Delicious Treat?
A woman in Florida was arrested and charged with attempted muder after going crazy when her husband changed the channel from American Idol to something else. She stabbed him with a 10 inch butcher knife and dumped a glass of hot chocolate on his head. Luckily he’s going to be okay! She on the other […]
Katy Perry Would Call it a Day to Replace Cowell on Idol
Everyone is out for Simon Cowell’s vacant seat on American Idol next season, including recent guest judge Katy Perry. Infact, she claims she’d quit here whole career for it! During a recent interview regarding her guest spot on the show Katy revealed; “The ‘American Idol’ experience was awesome. If I was offered that job as […]
