Did you miss the article Michael Rapaport wrote about renting an apartment to that ghoul Natasha Lyonne the last time I linked to it? Well, here it is again. Look, he got some tea. Starzlife was there.
Bruce Willis Isn’t Doing Coke in the Bathroom; He’s Going to the Bathroom
The next time you’re kicking it with Bruce Willis and he gets up to go to the bathroom, don’t invite yourself along because you think he’s getting high. He’s actually going to relieve himself. Besides, you’re supposed to wait to be asked. Play it cool. Via Starpulse: “I drink far more water than I drink alcohol […]
Happy 41st Jennifer Aniston!!
Jennifer Aniston turns 41 today! She’s officially on her way down the hill, but laughing at everyone else on the other side because she still looks A-Mazing! Happy birthday to our favorite “friend.” Now how bout that Friends movie? xoxo, C.
This Week’s Top 10 Music Videos on YouTube
1. Taylor Swift – Taylor Swift accepting the GRAMMY for Best Country Song First, this is not music. Footage of a musician doing nothing musical should not be categorized under “music.” This belongs here as much as R. Kelly’s piss tape. That’s not true, R. Kelly’s tape deserves to be number one. Second, this video […]
Amanda Bynes Legs Like Chocolate and Vanilla
Not sure if Amanda Bynes was drunk tweeting or just in the mood to get super personal, but she recently posted the following to her Twitter account; (See photos inside) Apparently those tweets got a lot of negative/unwanted responses because she deleted them, and followed up with the following; 02/10/10 08:57 AM PST like i […]
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“Mike Tyson a ballando sotto le stelle” Means “Mike Tyson” and Then I Don’t Understand the Rest
Mike Tyson is on Italy’s version of Dancing with the Stars. Oh, of course, ballando [dancing] sotto [with] le stelle [accused rapists]. Dancing seems like a natural leap for boxers because footwork is part of their training, but they also get punched in the head for living, and nerve damage makes the Charleston that much […]
More Wisdom From John Mayer
“The only man I’ve kissed is Perez Hilton. It was New Year’s Eve and I decided to go out and destroy myself. I was dating Jessica at the time, and I remember seeing Perez Hilton flitting about this club and acting as though he had just invented homosexuality. All of a sudden I thought, I […]
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EXCLUSIVE!!! Kirstie Alley ‘Phocks’ Her Only Phriends
Fat farm failure Kirstie Alley sure has a way of treating her fans! The self proclaimed ‘fat actress’ (who’s only had one credited role in the past 3 years I might add) is picking on one of her poor fans over at her new fat kid twitter site, “Phitter.” Through a Starzlife e-mail we found […]
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Reacquaint Yourself With Your New Old Tonight Show Host
Ten more years! Ten more years! Why stop there?! Why stop there?! Let the man go when he loses his hair: NEVER! Here’s a little clip from the last Jay Leno show. It actually contains a mildly funny gag involving Kanye West and a wildly predictable gag involving Donald Trump. What do you think Donald […]
Ellen Makes Idol Debut
So Ellen Degeneres made her American Idol debut last night sitting next to Simon Cowell at the judges table, and she hit it out of the ball park! Did you watch? Ellen was cool calm and collected for the entire show delivering hilarious and insightful criticism. Critics from all the big media sites are giving […]