ok ok I’m going to sleep now. I need to take care of myself. My Wifey would have wanted that. Dont forget 2 check out www.TilasHotSpot.com! Tila Tequila might be some sort of performance art comedian like Andy Kaufman. Can someone really tweet the above sentence seriously? After you follow us @Starzlife, go kill a […]
Bear Grylls Takes One For the Team
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtIG4TuVnvg&feature=player_embedded Bear Grylls has already been exposed as fraud for his show Man vs. Wild, but if real, this is actually wild! On an upcoming episode, he gives himself an enema to rehydrate himself. He tells a sob story about a family who stayed alive on a life raft for 38 days because of using […]
Tobey Maguire Talks Spider-Man 4
They must be really fearing the results of this one. After Spider-man 4 was rumored to be facing a pushed back release date, Spidey himself, Tobey Maguire spoke up on the process, and why he thinks it’s not going to be out as planned. “Like anything, it’s a process. We’re just in the midst of […]
The End of an Era; Hannah Montana’s Final Days
You know what they say… All good things come to an end. So do bad things, and regular not good/not bad things. It wouldn’t be fair if only the good things ended right? Whatever type of “thing” you think Disney’s Hannah Montana is, it’s coming to an end. That means the end of a career […]
Nicolette Sheridan Injured After Being Bucked from Bronco
Former Desperate Housewives actress Nicolette Sheridan was rushed to an LA hospital recently after a friend found her bleeding and bruised near her California home. No, it wasn’t one of the bitches from Wisteria Lane trying to get revenge one their whore neighbor as we’ve become so used to over the past 5 years, instead […]
James Cameron is Untouchable
For the past twelve years he’s held on to the highest grossing box office movie ever with Titanic, but James Cameron’s rule had to be in jeopardy of ending one day right? Yeah, if by chance the guy who wrote Avatar which has raked in 1.14 billion world wide wasn’t also named James Cameron. While […]
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Jersey Shore Post #45,232: Snooki Gives You Cancer
“I would put tanning beds in everybody’s homes and I would eliminate the Bumpit. It is a hair thing. It’s stupid and no one should buy it” Does that sound serious to you? Well, Snooki from Jersey Shore said it, so she probably meant it with every bone in her body, but that doesn’t mean […]
Jesus Christ, People, Calm Down: Lil’ Wayne Isn’t Voicing Jesus Christ
Weezy F. Baby isn’t voicing Jesus H. Christ in an Adult Swim cartoon being produced by T-Pain. But I can see why you’d be confused: Contrary to reports that rapper Lil Wayne will be lending his voice to the son of God, a spokesperson for Adult Swim says that the rapper’s character in a one-hour […]
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“A lewd bisexual performance”
The final act of the program was a lewd bisexual performance by Adam Lambert. During his performance he placed a males head in his genital area, rubbed his hand across a female’s genital area, and wildly kissed a male. THIS WAS CLEARLY OBSENE AND INAPPROPRIATE FOR BROADCAST TELEVISION. Please tell me that the level of […]
Taylor & Taylor Named Best On Screen Couple
Not Sure how anyone could actually cast a vote for this having not seen the film but Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner were voted best on screen couple for their upcoming movie, Valentines Day, in a poll taken on fandango.com The movie, which will hit theaters this February, has a star studded cast and the […]