Your girl Britney Spears went on a lil’ stroll through the rich white Valley town of Calabasas recently, proudly rocking the eskiho look. Starzlife was there.

DogFighter Michael Vick Back As Face Of Nike
Nike has signed dog hanger Michael Vick back to endorse their products, seriously, they really have. The Philadelphia Eagles footballer was dumped 2 years ago by the “Just Do It” brand after he was convicted for animal cruelty. Maybe Nike thinks dogfighting is a sport? What next: Bullfighting and Seal Clubbing? The newly re-signed Nike […]

Who’s That Girl On Letterman? Lady Madonna!
Carried onstage by The New York Rangers, Madonna played lady from beginning to end on The Late Show with David Letterman last night. Holy High Holidays, is our Queen getting soft in her old age? With her British accent fading and no knickers for Dave to sniff in sight, Ms Madonna Louise Ciccone sat legs crossed […]
Sesame Street Does Mad Men, Where’s the Whoring and Boozing?
Sesame Street has made a Mad Men parody, I’m assuming for the parents who watch along with their pre-schoolers, not the pre-schoolers themselves. I should hope a 4 year old isn’t up at 10pm on a Sunday checking out what’s on AMC. ps. where are the ladies? I want to see a muppet version of […]

Hollywood A Listers Sign Pro-Roman Polanski Petition
Apparently in Showbiz, if you claim a young girl doesn’t deserve an award during her acceptance speech you will become universally hated; rape a young girl and you’ll be fine. A number of high profile actors and directors have signed a petition in support of Roman Polanski and against any punishment for his fleeing his […]
So You Think You Can… Flash Your Hoo-Ha On TV?
A contestant got a little overjoyed at making it to the next round on So You Think You Can Dance, and feel to the ground in excitement. Her skirt flipped up in the process, and her vagina also got a chance to appear on television. SYTYCD is not live, but Fox apparently didn’t notice she […]

Jason Wahler Jailed
Hills ruffian Jason Wahler is currently locked up, says Radar. Lauren Conrad‘s ex is charged with assault and minor drinking. A Seattle court official told RadarOnline.com: “He will serve 120 days in jail but could get out after 80 days for good behavior.” So, 120 days in jail, then?

Matt LeBlanc’s Back
Matt LeBlanc is set to star in a new Showtime series titled Episodes, the LA Times reports. The show from creators David Crane (“Friends”) and Jeffrey Klarik (“Mad About You”) will revolve around a British couple whose hit U.K. comedy is turned into a dumbed-down American sitcom starring Le Blanc, who will play himself. I’m […]
How Did This Guy Not Win American Idol?
Is it too late for a re-count!? Adam Lambert hasn’t even released an official single yet, and his album doesn’t hit the shelves until November 24th, but the Lambz have spoken and he already has a #1 selling album on Amazon.com based on pre sales alone. The funny thing here, Lambert’s record label hasn’t even […]

Sweet Audrina Restrains Stalker
The Hills star Audrina Patridge has been granted a restraining order against stalker Zachary Loring. Since August, 24 yr old Loring has been shadowing the actress Reality TV Star randomly delivering sketches and sick love poetry to her home. Knowing his audience well, he first appeared at Audrina’s door pretending to be delivering free booze. […]

