Nobody deserves to be shit on on their birthday, so for today and today only, we shall treat Heidi Montag like a pop princess. Happy birthday, queen of pop!
Russell Brand and Katy Perry Sitting in a Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
After numerous remarks about his attraction to her during the VMA’s, Russell Brand was seen making out with Katy Perry after the awards show Sunday night. Looks like Katy Perry’s been having a nice couple of days- she was seen kissing John Mayer on Friday at Goldbar in NYC! No girls, Katy? I thought that […]
Jessica Simpson’s Lost Dog: Things Are Getting Coyote Ugly
Jessica Simpson has lost her precious Maltese Poodle, “Daisy” and is fliering “LOST DOG!” posters all over town. There’s only one problem. The bubble-headed blonde last saw Daisy in the grips of a coyote. While this story is actually really sad, let me take out my crystal ball and predict that it doesn’t end well. […]
Oh Yes He Did. Barack Obama Thinks Kanye Is A “Jackass”
You know you’ve fuc*ed up when the president is calling you a “Jackass.” Reports are circulating that in an unguarded moment, ABC News reporter Terry Moran overheard Obama call Kanye West a “Jackass.” What’s a hard-nosed reporter to do? Post the gossip on Twitter, of course – where it has spread like wildfire. Due to […]
Kanye Apologizes On Leno; Leno Hits Below The Belt
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srSogVdWcdc&feature=player_embedded Kanye West has apologized again for his Taylor Swift stage crash. The disgraced performer went on the dead-boring Jay Leno show and discussed the incident with grace, including a below-the-belt question from Leno about how what his late mother would have thought of the debacle. Bringing up his dead mother? Joan Rivers was right, […]
Patrick Swayze R.I.P.
Patrick Swayze has died in Los Angeles of complications from pancreatic cancer. He was 57 years old. More info as events warrant…
EXCLUSIVE!!! Gerard Butler & Mystery Woman Dance the Night Away
Looks like things are off for good with Gerard Butler’s most recent maybe/maybe not Jennifer Aniston. Gerard was seen dancing and flirting with throngs of women at Jay-Z and DeLeon Tequila’s exclusive VMA after party at 1Oak in NYC last night. Butler and the mystery woman pictured above danced close and couldn’t take their hands […]
Kanye Not the Originator of the Stage Crash
Awards show acceptance speeches have been getting crashed by bastards since 1998. That’s when Wu-Tang’s Old Dirty Bastard (RIP) crashed the acceptance speech of Shawn Colvan and John Levanthal for their hit single, “Sunny Came Home” <- you know you remember it!!! ODB came to the stage, took the mic, and went on a rant […]
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Lifting of UK Product Placement Ban Means EastEnders Characters Can Talk About Their Favorite Brand of Crisps and Biscuits
How come England can make good TV but they can’t make TV look good? The BBC looks like macaroni art. What are they taping on? Duct tape? Product placement is currently banned in England, but that’s soon coming to an end. Producers of commercial television will be able to have their characters say “I love […]
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If You Like Golf and Ray Romano, Check Out This Show About Ray Romano Golfing
Golf is the hobby of the idle rich. To prove this, The Golf Channel (if you don’t have it, call your cable company and complain that your bill isn’t high enough) has tapped Ray Romano as the new star of its series The Haney Project, which features Tiger Woods’ “swing coach” teaching the sitcom star […]