Let’s import this idea, too! Big Brother, the reality show about horrible people performing for security cameras, is being canceled in its UK incarnation. Big Brother’s stateside popularity has never reached the dizzying heights the show enjoyed in its English heyday – the first series of the show was a nation-wide cultural phenomenon, drawing a […]
Mischa Barton Discusses Her Breakdown, Err “Wisdom Teeth Incident”
Mischa Barton is now talking about her notorious forced mental hospitalization that occurred in July. She says she did not have a mental breakdown, as reports suggested, but rather stress and her wisdom teeth removal put her in a bad place. She told Time Out New York: “Here’s what happened: Before the show [The Beautiful […]

Miley’s Short Shorts Studio City Sushi Date
Miley Cyrus was spotted leaving a sushi date with pals in the Valley this week wearing some shockingly short shorts. Billy Ray must not make her follow the knee rule before leaving the house. Miley’s new single Party in the USA is exploding over radio waves and she will be releasing an EP on August […]
GLAAD Mad At Correct Use of “Gay” to Describe Gay Stuff
GLAAD has to be a fake organization comprised of right-wing anti-gay zealots who are trying to paint gays as rigid, humorless, thought-Nazis, right? I’m starting to sincerely suspect that GLAAD’s press releases are written by Southern Baptist preachers in an effort to make the country collectively roll its eyes and say, “Get OVER it already! Sheesh, […]

This Should Be Bigger Than M*A*S*H: Heathers Coming to Television
Heathers, the dark teen comedy about a clique of bitches named Heather, is being adapted as a television series. It’s too bad I’ve only seen it once and can’t remember any dialogue because there’s probably some line that would work as a perfect reference here. I have seen Pulp Fiction enough times to clarify how the […]

Your Litter vs. My Litter, The Battle Rages On
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Nadya Suleman further proves she’s got a few screws loose upstairs. In the most recent issue of inTouch Weekly, Suleman calls Kate Gosselin “desperate for attention” and calls Jon & Kate plus 8 a fake. With a “my reality show is better than your reality show” mentality. […]

Well, They DO Drive on the Wrong Side of the Road
Oh Ja Rule, when he’s not being dissed by 50 Cent, he’s scaring Australian motorists. The rapper was in Sydney on Saturday talking to a radio show about his love of fast cars, and the radio host suggested he take her car for a spin. Ja Rule and the three radio hosts hopped into her […]

Joe Francis Should Maybe Try a Better Defense
Joe Francis, founder of the Girls Gone Wild franchise, is on trial for tax evasion. He is accused of writing off thousands of dollars as ‘business expenses’. So how does his legal team plan on getting him off? By linking him with celebrities, duh! Francis’ lawyers have made a powerpoint which was obtained by The […]

More on the Lohan Leak
It’s good news for you but bad news for Lindsay Lohan as she tries to crack the case of who broke into her home and robbed her last weekend. Linds posted to her official Twitter last night that she doesn’t suspect a random act of burglary. She writes; “that’s how i know it was not […]
Britney Fans Ousted From Concert For Dirty Dancing
Fans at Britney Spears‘ Madison Square Garden concert were escorted from their seats and chastised for their sexy dance moves, causing them to miss half of the Circus concert. Concertgoers complained about some nearby fans’ provocative dance moves, causing security to pull the offenders out into the hallway asking them to clean up their act. […]

