Britney Spears presented David Letterman’s Top 10 List last night on his show. The topic, “Top 10 Ways The Country Would be Different if Britney Spears Were President.” Brit Brit presented in a bikini on a stool, causing her to shift in her chair, which Dave mocked. Check out for yourself! httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baUx42qs1xU

Johnny Knoxville Expecting Jackass # 2
Okay, so I didn’t mean it that Johnny Knoxville’s kids are or will be Jackasses, but whatever. The point is, Johnny and his girlfriend Naomi Nelson are expecting their first child together. The pair have been dating for about a year, and his rep confirmed the happy news today! Johnny has a thirteen-year-old daughter from […]

Will 3rd Time Be a Charm for Sean Penn?
Starzlife spotted Sean Penn out dining solo at Nobu in Malibu this past weekend, and now a reason has come about. It’s been revealed that his wife, Robin Wright Penn has filed for divorce on August 12… For the third time! In the proceedings, the soon to be former Mrs. Penn cites irreconcilable differences. Apparently […]

Real Housewife NeNe’s Confession: She was a Stripper!
Atlanta Real Housewife NeNe Leakes is writing a memoir, which I’ll admit I’d hit up Borders for, called “Never Make the Same Mistake Twice.” In the memoir, she admits her stripper past, which occurred when she was in her twenties and hard up for cash (so begins every stripper story). She says, “Yes, I was […]

John Cleese’s Bitch of an Ex-Wife Is Soaking Him for $19.7 Million
Pretty angry headline, I know, but I can’t take much more of this. As Method Man said, ““Ladies, let’s be real and shit… For real, for real, man: all you did was fuck your mans.” And he was talking about Kelis, an artist in her own right, who actually happens to have a few decent […]

Oh Mandy!
Check out Mandy Moore’s new Funny or Die Exclusive. It’s… a bit strange, but pretty funny! If you’re into vagina’s with wings… Red Bull Energy Douche with Mandy Moore from Mandy Moore

Dr. Conrad Murray Thanks Non-Existent Supporters in this Unintentionally Funny Video
Boy, you can really hear it in his voice – killing Michael Jackson has turned Dr. Death’s life upside down. Conrad Murray, who took a Hippocratic oath to ethically practice medicine and then shot a man up with general anesthesia to help him get a little shut-eye every single night, took to YouTube to make […]
Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart Tape Themselves High, Naked, Wet
Get ready to hear the phrase “naked tape” enter the celebs gossip vernacular – Eric Dane, the square-headed hunky M.D. on Grey’s Anatomy (I think he plays McFlurry) and his wife, actress/kid-runner-over Rebecca Gayheart are, along with Kari Anne Peniche, the stars of a leaked home movie that shows them sitting around and talking while […]

Ashton Kutcher Really, Really Does Not Like Brett Favre
Ashton Kutcher took to his flip camera and his twitter account this morning to vent his frustration over Brett Favre‘s career track. In the video below, Kutcher rants in the mirror, urging NFL Commissioner Goodell to impose a 5 game penalty upon Favre for signing with the Minnesota Vikings. Favre retired from the Green Bay […]

Tangled in Spidey’s Web for 5th and 6th?
The 4th Spider Man film is all ready to head to production, but some even bigger news for Spidey fans is that he’s not going anywhere for a while. Variety is reporting that James Vanderbilt has been tapped to pen future films, Spider-Man 5 and Spider-Man 6. No word on weather Tobey Maguire, or even […]

