It looks like all those inane “Mad Men Yourself” icons that have turned Facebook into a Shag print recently worked – the show’s third season bowed to record numbers for the series – 2.8 million viewers, up 33% from last year. If they ever have a basic cable show about narcissistic emo teens, d’ya think […]
Kim Kardashian to Have a Cameo In Fox Sitcom
Kim Kardashian will have a camel toe cameo in an episode of the new Fox sitcom, Brothers. Brothers stars Michael Strahan as *gasp* a former NFL football player who returns to his hometown to help out his family, especially his brother who is struggling to keep his restaurant afloat. He realizes family is both the […]
Patricia Heaton Is Not The Smartest Cookie On Earth
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSr8nPQ4eqQ In fact, Patricia Heaton might be the dumbest Republican in Hollywood. The preachy pro-lifer who gave a nauseating shout-out to “Middle Americans” – despite the fact that the hypocrite lives in Beverly Hills and has spent a small world fortune on plastic surgery – appeared on Regis Philbin’s flailing game show ‘Celebrity Millionaire’ last […]
Celine Dion’s Ovaries Will Go On
Yep, you heard the happy baby announcement correctly. The air-guitar playin’ Canadian is knocked up. A spokeswoman confirmed that Celine Dion is pregnant with her second child. Apparently, Dion and hubbie Rene Angelil discovered the happy baby news on Monday during some fertility treatments in New York. The baby is due next May. Celine has […]
Bankrupt, Jailed, Disgraced Survivor Star Speaks!
Remember Richard Hatch, the manipulative Survivor Season 1 winner that folks loved to hate? The convicted reality star turned felon, was convicted to four years in prison for tax evasion. That’s what happens when the whole world – and Mr. Government – watches you take home a million backs on national TV and not claim […]
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Two Girls, One Role
Sorry, but the caca metaphor is appropriate here. According to reports, Julia Roberts has been dumped in favor of that other mainstream Hollywood mediocrity: Sandy Bullock. The not so shocking news, originally reported by IMDB, comes in light of the success of the Disney romance flick, ‘The Proposal.’ The feel-good movie, which took in $151 […]
Scotty Has Changed According to One Kardashian
Now that the news has broken that Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with on again boyfriend Scott Disick’s baby, there has been the concern that his relationship issues from the past may play a role in them ever working it out and becoming a family. According to Kardashian sister Khloe though, Scott is a changed man. […]
Dear God, Please Let There Be a Brandon Lee-Type Stunt Misfire When Al Shapton Hosts WWE Monday Night Raw
World Wrestling Entertaintment has become an important marketing tool in addition to a fake sport. Monday Night Raw is now hosted by a new celeb almost every week and some big names have been announced as upcoming hosts, including highlander Bob Barker, Access Hollywood co-host Nancy O’Dell, boxer Floyd Mayweather, and career extortionist Al Sharpton. Guess […]
Levi Johnston: Gaylord Porn Star?
There’s an old saying in Hollyweird: You haven’t made it until you’ve made it with the Gays. Well, disgraced almost-son-in-law of Alaskan governor Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston seems to taking that to heart. After telling Bravo television homo honcho Andy Cohen that he’s down the with the gays, and going on a date with Queen […]