LEAVE IT! LEAVE IT BACK IN THE TRAILER PARK WHERE IT CAME FROM! Lindsay Lohan debuted her new blonde locks the other day, and paired up with this leopard tank, daisy dukes, and trailer trash stripper boots she looks like bad version of Jessica Simpson from Dukes of Hazard. Yes, its bad when you call […]

Shoppin’ Sharon Osbourne
Sharon Osbourne spent the end of July on a solo shopping trip in West Hollywood yesterday afternoon. Wonder if she was texting Ozzy on her iPhone.

Mark Wahlberg Finally Going to Make it Count!
According to a source, Mark Wahlberg and his girlfriend of 8 years and 3 kids Rhea Durham are going to be tying the knot today in Beverly Hills. Hopefully it’s true, because it’s about time! Congrats to the happy couple.

P&D Back On!
Through some twitter detective work, it’s been revealed that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are indeed back on! The couple split this spring after a short relationship ended with jealousy over this and that. In the past Paris has said she’d marry Doug and Doug has said he’d ride her coat tale for fame and […]

Drew Barrymore Really Loves Dolphins, Man
I don’t want to get into another Kanye incident where I run with a story that was totally made up, but I’m going to give this story the benefit of the doubt. Drew Barrymore apparently really f***in’ loves dolphins. Showbizspy reports that Drew Barrymore told a source: “[Dolphins] are just really special creatures and highly […]
Jaime Pressly is Engaged
My Name is Earl Star Jaime Pressly can cross marriage off her list. (That show is about a list in a guy’s pocket, right? I’m not trying to reference The Bucket List, here.) Her rep confirmed (or “volunteered”) the information exclusively to US Weekly. The star will wed entertainment lawyer Simran Singh. Is he her […]

Zachary Quinto Robs a Bakery at Gunpoint, Maybe?
Star Trek and Heroes star Zachary Quinto found himself being questioned by cops not once but twice today. A passerby saw Quinto holding up a bakery with a pistol, and called LAPD, according to E! Online. The bakery, called Kiss My Bundt (it’s a pun- get it?), was the setting for a Funny or Die […]

Britney is Free.. But is it a good thing?!
What in the F is going on with Britney Spears!?! StarzLife spotted the princess of pop out driving around in LA this afternoon wearing a wet rat on her head! The good news is, she’s pretty much free of her daddy’s restraints and finally allowed to drive her car again, but the bad news is, […]

OK So Kanye Doesn’t Want to Be the New King of Pop, But He Still Makes Ridiculous Statements
So it turns out the whole story of Kanye West declaring himself the new King of Pop wasn’t true. It was made up by Scrape.TV, and then other gossip sites took it as gospel because, frankly, it seemed very plausible. Kanye was quite upset that gossip blogs were running with the story, and took to […]
Chelsea Handler Sarcastically Miffed Over GLAAD Snub
The Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, which exists primarily to send out eye-rolling press releases chiding people for using the word “gay” when referring to something that sucks (they also went out of their way to stomp the fun out of Bruno) just totally iced Chelsea Handler in their latest “report” (WHO ASKED?!) on […]

