It’s Friday afternoon, and it’s time for some words from your wise old Aunt Esther… Madonna “woke up” after studying the ancient passages of Kaballah, she reveals in an exclusive new article that she wrote for Israeli magazine YNet News. Suddenly, “All the puzzle pieces started falling into place,” chimes in the Material Goy. “I […]
Kevin Federline is Filming a Reality Show Pilot. Sorry
And no, it’s not a spin off of The Biggest Loser. Or More to Love. The man has gained a few pounds, is what I’m getting at. The show will purportedly focus on showcasing Kevin Federline’s life as a father of four. I’m guessing a lot of that revolves around finding cheap babysitters, since […]
Is Ciara Trying to be Ciannah?
Ciara has been seen sporting this new haircut around town lately, which has been reported recently as being a wig, but did she take her inspiration from another celeb? Though it rivals that of a black Kate Gosselin, it’s Rihanna that is calling copy cat on Ciara. Though Ri has been sporting more of a […]
Someone Actually Wants to Hire Lindsay Lohan?
Strange as it may sound, a notable director actually has his hopes up for Lindsay Lohan for his next movie. Good luck with snagging her though, I mean, she is the hardest working woman she knows… Director Robert Rodriguez, (Desperado, Grindhouse) want’s Linds for his new film, MacHete. Her movie resume is a little less […]
Matthew Broderick and S.J.P. Near-Victims of Larcenous Fuzz
I’m not one to holler “eff tha police” – I’m not a criminal. But damn. These crooked cops tried to get one over on Carrie Bradshaw and Ferris Beuller. (Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick if you’re nasty.) Two Ohio police chiefs accused of snooping on the surrogate mother for actors Sarah Jessica Parker and […]
Tyra Banks to Bring the Fierce to Gossip Girl
According to People, Tyra Banks will appear on the show Gossip Girl sometime in the upcoming season. Gossip Girl runs on the CW, the same network that carries both America’s Next Top Model and The Tyra Show, so I’m not surprised- it’s called cross-marketing! No news on whether TyTy will play a character or herself. Nate […]
Seinfeld Reunion! Sort of. Okay, it’s Fake
They might reunite ten times daily in syndication, but the cast of Seinfeld will be coming together for the first time since the series finale of their legendary sitcom soon. Hope you have HBO. (Can you tape it for me? I’m asking if you still own a VCR.) Here’s where it gets all meta: the […]
Did Kanye Destroy ‘Tush & Bush’
Reggie Bush may not have said anything about his breakup with Kim Kardashian yet, and Kim has took the diplomatic route and not placed the blame on anything but busy schedules, but could she have actually been to blame? According to a source, “Reggie saw text messages on Kim’s phone from Kanye West and flipped […]
Jude Law’s Mystery Baby Mama Revealed!
We previously reported that Jude Law would be having a fourth child, the product of a relationship with a mystery woman. For about an hour the rumor was that it was Rachel McAdams‘ sister, but that proved untrue (however, it was juicy while it lasted). So who has Jude DNA growing inside of them? Samantha […]