Ashton Kutcher told Gotham magazine (not Twitter, surprisingly!) the following concerning his wife, Demi Moore: “You know when you first discovered a hamburger and then you can’t live without it? That’s what it’s like for me with her“. Listen up, romantics! Flower metaphors, comparing a woman to a summer’s day, all BS! Compare your love […]
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Ashton Kutcher Tweets About Not Dying in Plane Emergency
Is Ashton Kutcher not famous enough? Why do mega-stars tweet? We (by which I mean Starzlife) are on Twitter to bring you up-to-the-minute celebs gossip and photos. Ashton is on Twitter to type things like, “just finished kimmel. Should be a fun show.” Couldn’t you just leave your adoring fanbase in suspense for the three […]
Ashton Kutcher: Mischa’s “Doing Great”
Oh yeah? Who’s vouching for Ashton Kutcher? I’m not sure I trust the producer of The Real Wedding Crashers, Beauty and the Geek, and that Mischa Barton comback vehicle that drove the chick bonkers in the first place. Read on to have your concerns further allayed:
