And from the “good news for children all over the world” desk: Joe Jackson has decided not to help raise Michael Jackson‘s kids. In a statement filed in a Los Angeles court on Monday, Jackson said: “I have had a close family relationship with these grandchildren since their birth. I do visit the family residence […]
People Archives: Michael Jackson
Party’s Over, Michael Jackson Bootleggers; Get Back to Calvin Peeing on Stuff
The AP has a lengthy article (don’t worry, I’ll chop it down into an eighth) today about the explosion in unlicensed Michael Jackson material since the pop star’s passing. “We sold 2,000 T-shirts in the first week. We’re still selling a lot” recounts a giddy rag trade pirate. I bet that guy prays before going […]
Non-Child Abuser Joe Jackson Confirms MJ’s Love Child
Joe Jackson, who, as it turns out, didn’t beat Michael Jackson after all, has dropped another shocking truth-bomb: Omer Bhatti, rumored to be MJ’s love child since scoring a primo seat at the funeral is, in fact, the late singer’s son. In an interview with NewsOne.com (for black America – I’m not being racist, I’m […]
Jackson’s Last Breakfast
Hey, it’s a slow news day. Michael Jackson’s personal chef is coming out of the kitchen and revealing all. Well, if by all, she means that his non-appearance at breakfast on the day he died was suspect. We smell a book deal: “My boss, Michael Jackson. The Corn Flake days.” Jackson’s personal chef, Kai Chase, […]
Jackson Custody Deal Reached
Bring those babies down to Kingdom Hall – Katherine Jackson has sole custody of the Jackson children. Not Rebbie. Under a new custody deal, Debbie Rowe will receive visitation rights but won’t ask for custody. 12 year old Prince, 11 year-old Paris, and 7 year-old Blanket have learned that Rowe is their natural mother and […]
Jackson Nurse: He Lost 5 Pounds A Day
The latest passenger on the Michael Jackson bandwagon is his private nurse, a woman who says she was with him during his last days. Cherilyn Lee blames his promoters for the strenuous rehearse schedule that she says was making Michael lose 5-6 pounds a day. Says Nurse Loosey Lips: “He was concerned about his weight, […]
