Michael Jackson‘s final concert tour, ‘This Is It‘ has a release date. ‘This Is It,’ the singer’s tragic comeback tour hits theaters worldwide on October 15 and will run for only two weeks. Here’s what we didn’t know: The film won’t only show the singer’s entire concert (sources says there is over 500 hours of […]
People Archives: Michael Jackson
I’m Going to Puke: Jackson Brothers Filming Reality Show About Michael’s Death
Are you wondering how the Jackson brothers – people that Michael had next to no relationship with, by the way – are handling his death? Well, quit imagining and start watching their new reality show! Before Michael Jackson died, his brothers had been filming a reality show pilot for A & E which was to include […]
Jermaine Dupri Upset that New GQ Suggests Michael Jackson Got a Little Uncool Toward the End
The new GQ will feature a Michael Jackson cover story titled, “When Michael Was Cool.” You see, Michael‘s coolness quotient slipped a little during the last 16 years of his life when he was revealed to be a homosexual pedophile. Remember when Norm Macdonald used to make “Michael Jackson is a homosexual pedophile” the punch line of every […]
Dr. Conrad Murray Thanks Non-Existent Supporters in this Unintentionally Funny Video
Boy, you can really hear it in his voice – killing Michael Jackson has turned Dr. Death’s life upside down. Conrad Murray, who took a Hippocratic oath to ethically practice medicine and then shot a man up with general anesthesia to help him get a little shut-eye every single night, took to YouTube to make […]
What the Hell?! Michael Jackson STILL Isn’t Buried
What’s up with every non-Jewish approach to burial? When one of us dies, we can’t get ’em in the ground fast enough. You go straight from Cedars-Sinai to Mt. Sinai. (Is “sinai” Hebrew for “sick Jew”?) And none of this revolting solid-gold sarcophagus nonsense, either. You get a wood box. In Israel, I think you […]
Michael Jackson’s Posthumous Concert Film Set for Appropriate Release Near Halloween
Michael Jackson‘s people are keeping the spirit of his Facebook page alive by putting new notes on it. This one has 7,812 “likes” as of this writing. The most I ever got was 9. (It was when I posted “thank God we still have Gary Glitter” 20 minutes after Michael passed away.) On October 30th, […]
“High Profile” Jackson Tribute Scheduled For Vienna
Ready for The King of Pop: The Tribute: Part Two? The Vienna hills are alive with the sound of Michael Jackson. The World Awards confirmed that they will play host next month to a large Jackson tribute concert, featuring “a high profile line-up of international stars.” Some of the name rumblings: Madonna, Kanye West, Alicia […]
“I Gave Michael My Sperm” Says Man Claiming Paternity of Paris Jackson
In a jar? In a sock? For Christmas? UK News of the World is quoting Michael Jackson‘s longtime friend and Paris‘s godfather Mark Lester as as saying, “[I] gave Michael my sperm so that he could have kids – and I believe Paris is my daughter.” What and oddly phrased statement – it seems to […]
Another Jackson Cashes In
The latest Jackson to make money off Michael‘s death? That would be brother Jermaine, who has decided to release a copy of his performance of ‘Smile,’ the song that he sang at brother Michael’s public memorial. Jermaine is also organizing a series of “tribute” concerts in “honor” of his brother, that are expected to bring […]
WATCH THIS!!!! Joe Jackson Vs. Diana Ross, Liza Minelli AND Debbie Rowe!!!
Hey Mister Joe Jackson! Check out this hilarious Jackson custody battle skit courtesy of KnightOverEgypt – featuring cameos from Joe Jackson, Liza Minelli, Diana Ross and a horse-ridin’, white cherry-beggin’ Debbie Rowe! We think Liza (“his BEST girlfriend”) should win! Wanna be a mamaaaa?!!! Click here to follow Starzlife on Twitter!
