Michael Lohan had some harsh words for Dina Lohan this week to top it all off! In a taping with Access Hollywood Michael claims Dina is the worst mother ever! HA! “I thought she was the best mother when the kids were growing up. She’s turned out to be the worst mother on the planet… […]
People Archives: Michael Lohan
Lindsay’s Dad Fights For Rehab Over Prison, Before Hitting the Bar
Even though a source tells Starzlife that Michael Lohan spent the evening his daughter was sentenced to jail at Saddle Ranch in Hollywood partying and taking pics with tourists, it wasn’t until after he put on his “concerned dad” face for an appearance on Larry King Live. Michael told Larry: “Any time in jail is […]
Michael Lohan Speaks Following Lindsay’s Sentence
Michael Lohan only had a few words for the media (surprisingly) following Lindsay’s court decision on Tuesday afternoon. Michael claims ” the system has failed my daughter.” The system has granted his daughter 90 days behind bars, and 90 days in rehab. Check out the video below.
Michael Lohan: “The System Has Failed My Daughter”
Lindsay Lohan has just been sentenced to 90 days in jail, before 90 days in rehab, upon her surrender on July 20th. Michael Lohan reportedly was forced to leave the court room before the sentence was handed down due to an incident inside the room. Through his lawyer, they declared the rehab sentence a victory, […]
Michael Lohan Accuses Lindsay “Living With HIV”
Oh Michael Lohan. We didn’t think it took a brain surgeon to figure out that if you want to help your daughter, you don’t A:) Accuse her of having HIV on Twitter B:) Disclose for the first time that your daughter has HIV on Twitter when nobody knows and she’s kept it that way for […]
Michael Lohan Speaks about His Unwelcomed Visit
Michael Lohan is still blabbing to the press about his little break-in on daughter Lindsay yesterday afternoon with the LAPD. And his story is way different from Lindsay’s. Michael claims that Lindsay’s apartment was in ruins, with no furnature, and that daughter Ali was crying when she saw him. He tells UsMagazine.com; “I said, ‘Ali, […]
Michael Lohan Says He Never Kicked A Vagina
From the desk of The Impossible To Believe comes this denial from Child Services man-at-large and wannabe celebs and all-time deadbeat dad, Michael Lohan. In case you guessed it, we’re not a fan! Michael Lohan, who was accused last week of putting his brutish hands on his ex-fiancee Erin Muller‘s lady bits (we believe the […]
Michael Lohan Arrested!
Halle-lujah! Sometimes the po-lice do do a great job. Michael Lohan, the child trafficking father of Indian activist/actress Lindsay Lohan has been arrested. The deadbeat dad was arrested in Southampton, N.Y. and charged with criminal contempt for “allegedly violating an order of protection.” That’s where Dina comes in. The “White Oprah” (as she once famously […]
Michael Lohan Tries To Make Lindsay Go To Rehab (But She Says No, No, No)
Will Michael Lohan ever give up? Despite recent statements from his estranged daughter Lindsay and ex-wife Dina, the money-hungry former child and wife beater (according to Lindsay) is still telling anyone who’ll listen that he will not rest until Lindsay is in rehab. We’ll spare you the full length of Michael’s lies, but here are […]
Michael Lohan Is Still “Reaching Out”
You know the end of the world is near when you’re siding with Dina Lohan on parenting skills. But hey, we’ll say it loud and proud: Michael Lohan is one scary mother trucker! Father Of The Year AKA Lindsay Lohan‘s deadbeat dad angrily fired back at a statement that ex-wife Dina Lohan made about Michael’s […]
