Through some twitter detective work, it’s been revealed that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are indeed back on! The couple split this spring after a short relationship ended with jealousy over this and that. In the past Paris has said she’d marry Doug and Doug has said he’d ride her coat tale for fame and […]
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Tanning Beds “As Deadly As Arsenic”; Paris Goes Into Hiding
This news just in, bitches: Tanning beds are as deadly as arsenic and mustard gas. A new study reveals that indoor tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation are “probable carcinogens.” Medical journal Lancet Oncology published the hot mess news flash on Wednesday, and issued this shocker: The risk of skin cancer jumps by 75 percent when […]
Paris, Not France Reveals Paris Hilton To Be A Self-Absorbed Socialite with Lots of Money (SHOCKING!)
Paris Hilton‘s documentary, called Paris, Not France, aired last night on MTV. The documentary was billed as an exclusive look into the side of Paris that few see. It was supposed to break down a lot of the false conclusions we the commoners have about Ms. Hilton. Not so much. She revealed that her baby […]
Paris Hilton Dating a British Comedian; Or Is That Just the British Sense of Humor?
Paris Hilton is rumored to be in relationship with an unlikely match: British comedian, David Williams, star of the show Little Britain. The two have gone out on several dates, and reportedly talk on the phone for hours. Paris met the 37 year-old comedian while she was in London filming her TV show Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend. […]