Jake Gyllenhaal’s organic restaurant idea will probably save Hollywood from countless surgeries and nasty press pics!
Not even Hollywood can escape the effects of chemical
meals pollution, multi-tasking, and the instant-gratification lifestyle of today! What would we ever do without rock-hard, organic Jakie-poo?!
At a time where cellulite is flaunted, and 22 year old celebrities tend look like soft-jelly sh*t until about a week before a big event; a time where it’s perfectly acceptable for makers of “miracle” plastic-dinner diet plans to deny any and all responsibility in terms of any (expected) lack of long-term success; I’d say 27 year old Jake Gyllenhaal has come to save the day!
Hopefully, the upcoming opening of Gyllenhaal’s new, high-end organic restaurant idea will eventually influence other LA restaurants and encourage the busy-bodied (yet lazy), multi-tasking, fast food-loving, surgery-addicted young Hollywood of today to eat healthier and to start taking better care of their insides! After all, eating a little healthier not only makes you (and your skin) look and feel so much better; it can even bring about a “smile” upon the saddest of souls!
As reported by The Digital Spy:
Friends claim that Gyllenhaal, who has appeared on Mario Batali’s US cookery show Molto Mario, has always vowed to open a restaurant before he turns 30. A source told Life&Style: “Cooking is [Jake’s] big hobby and his passion.”
The actor is said to be planning a cycling holiday in Tuscany with girlfriend Reese Witherspoon to help develop ideas for the menu…
Let’s just hope the “cycling in Tuscany” part was just a cliché media exaggeration, ‘cuz if not, I’d actually be a tad worried. But that’s just me… Here’s Jake Gyllenhaal, at an LA cafe, where Starzlife.com recently caught up with the actor, as he stressed the importance of proper alimentation:
Eat right, y’all!