Ashton Kutcher: Not a happy day…

Talk about a birthday downer!!ash.JPGAshton Kutcher had about five huge birthday blowouts during the last few weeks, and slowly but surely, signs of party hangovers are now beginning to surface.  Apparently, a waitresses who worked at one of the parties, held at New York’s club Socialista, just tested positive for hepatitis A, as was announced to Star Magazine by a member of the New York Board of Health:

“A report will go out tomorrow that everyone who was at the club at Feb. 7, 8 and 11 will need to be tested,” says the source.  Madonna, Kate Hudson, Bruce Willis, Lucy Liu, Liv Tyler, Gwyneth Paltrow, Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart celebrated with Ashton and his wife Demi Moore.  Other guests included Salma Hayek and her husband, Lake Bell, Molly Sims, Amy Smart, Ivanka Trump, Parker Posey, Ali Larter, stylist Rachel Zoe, and designer Roberto Cavalli…”

Hepatitis?! Isn’t that like really, really serious?!  Hmm…  I suggest we all stay far, far away from these folks for a while!!  Specially Madonna, who hadn’t partied in a while.  Of course, this is my suggestion, provided that this was one party Paris Hilton magically missed…  Otherwise, we’d probably have the beginnings of a mayor outbreak on our hands.These parties can get pretty wild and raunchy sometimes, and we all know what can happen with some of the waitresses/bartender chicks, late into the booze night, at these sorts of events!  I mean, for God’s sakes, Matt Daemon even got himself a bartender wife!  And that’s probably the only happy ending ever, related to bartender/waitress-pimping situations…

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