How shallow can you be if you are totally HOT and date a fat ugly guy? Not very if you ask me! I love that Paris is wearing Benji’s duds and that she is totally unashamed to be the trophy on his chubby arm. Who needs those billionaire oil heirs anyway? Not Paris! She seems so happy, with jelly jolly Benji! I totally hope she and Nicole have a double wedding like I used to plan in grade school with my bff’s. . .with seven maids of honor all in pale shades of the rainbow. . .good times, good times! 
I love Paris Hilton!
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Paris, it’s not halloween!