Paris Hilton’s BFF show hasn’t even aired on MTV yet and she’s already gearing up to find her next. No, not because she was dumped in the finale like Tila Tequila, but because like we would expect her to do, Paris Hilton wants to start collecting BFF’s in other countries.
Paris released the following statement regarding the search for her UK BFF;
“Everyone knows I love LA, but London, watch out – I’m coming to town and bringing my fast-paced life with me. I’m in the UK all the time, but of course I can’t bring all my friends, so I’ve decided to look for a new BFF across the pond. I need a best friend who is hot, who can keep up with me, and most of all, who is real and won’t be a backstabber. I’m not leaving London until I find that amazing girl or guy who can meet the challenges of being my British bestie!”
If you’re a British lad or lass between the ages of 18 and 28 with the attitude, charm and personality to win over Paris, send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org before September 1st for an application.
You hear that sound?? That’s the sound of little UK whore fingers typing out application e-mails.
Paris doesn’t even know if people will watch here in the states, how can she be sure people will watch in the UK? I suppose it doesn’t matter once you’ve already been paid.