Katy Perry and Russell Brand are like the hilarious versions of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green.
MF and BAG claimed there would be no wedding for a long time, then secretly ran off to Hawaii and tied the knot so nobody would know, but for Katy and Russell, they are just going to create hilarious and absurd rumors about the ceremony, until they actually tie the knot this year.
Katy reveales to Britain’s Star magazine:
“Russell makes up these really crazy stories about me and our wedding. I make up stories, too – I said he was a ‘groomzilla’. He said I farted a lot, but I’ve never farted in front of him – honestly! I hear these crazy stories – we are going to get married in latex, underwear, in Spandex, in Japan, in India, in Thailand. But I think all this craziness about my marriage is really funny.”
“And I don’t set the record straight as I love this chaotic circus of wrong information, because it is not really anyone else’s business beside the people that we have invited and us, of course.”
So don’t be surprised when Katy and Russell tie the knot in a boring old ceremony in Malibu, when you were expecting elephants and Indian dancers.
Either way, we’re excited for the real wedding deets!