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Paris Caught on Tape Wearing Only Her Sheets

Woops!   Paris Hilton was caught on camera by a news helicopter sporting just her bed sheets this morning after she made the 911 call of a man trying to break into her home with two knives. Once police responded to the scene, KTLA sent their news team out to cover the story.  What their chopper […]

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Miley Cyrus Exhibits Model Behavior in New Film

Miley Cyrus is about to turn 18, and trying to ditch the old Disney image with the final season of Hannah Montana. What better way to do it then to make every bad teen decision in one movie! According to a report, in Miley’s latest film, titled Laughing Out Loud, Miley loses her virginity, talks […]

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Avatar 2 coming in 2014

The highly anticipated sequel to Avatar has been given a tentative release time table. James Cameron has told the New York Post that while he’s still taking notes for a second and third film, we probably won’t see it until about 2014. “Right now, the thinking is that (films) two and three are going to […]

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Not Today, Linds

Unfortunatley for Lindsay Lohan, today is not her day! Though a meeting was scheduled for today at 1:30 pm that could have had the judge granting her release from UCLA’s medical center,  Lindsay will have to wait. The judge ordered this morning that the meeting be pushed back until tomorrow. Our guess is that the […]

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Pee Wee Herman Does Sturgis

Check out this new video of Pee Wee Herman from this year’s Sturgis motorcycle rally! The worlds largest tequila party! Hasn’t lost a step in more than twenty years! Pee-wee Goes to Sturgis from Pee-wee Herman

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Hayden Panettiere Spends 21st at Michigan Bar

Currently in Michigan filming Scream 4, Hayden Panettiere celebrated her 21st birthday at the Cavern Club in Ann Arbor, with a bash thrown by her co-star, David Arquette. Panettiere’s 21st was attended by characters from Arquette’s new vaudeville-inspired show, “Beacher’s Madhouse” , including Oompa Loompas! Panettiere was also treated to a dolphin shaped cake, because […]

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Sofia Vergara Tweets After Boyfriends Accident

Horrible news!  Sofia Vergara’s man, Nick Loeb, was injured bad during an automobile accident in LA yesterday. However, he’s going to be okay. The Modern Family actress tweets: “Thnks everybody,Nick is doing very good. Pelvix fracture ,lots of pain but he is going to be ok. Gracias!!!” That’s good news!

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Man With Two Knives Attempts Robbery on Paris Hilton’s Home

Paris Hilton had to alert police this morning when she noticed a man banging on her windows holding two large knives. Paris, who was still in bed at the time of the attempted break in tweeted the following: “So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 […]

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Could Lindsay Be Sprung Tomorrow?

Could Lindsay Lohan be sprung from rehab as early as tomorrow? Sources are reporting that after a day in court with Lindsay’s lawyer Shawn Champan Holley, Judge Elden Fox will make a decision tomorrow some time between 1:30 and 3:30 on Lindsay’s length of stay. As previously reported, doctors at UCLA think she has done […]

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Vampires Suck Tops All New Releases on Opening Weekend

It may not have been able to stay ahead of Sylvester Stallone’s ‘The Expendables.’ but Vampires Suck was the top earner of new films this weekend! The star studded Expendables raked in another $16.9 million this weekend, while    the Twilight spoof comedy came in second with $12.2 million. Julia Roberts’ ‘Eat, Pray, Love’ came in […]

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