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Michael Lohan Yells to Lindsay As She Leaves For Jail, Tries to Remain Relevant

Michael Lohan was THAT GUY inside the court room today when Lindsay was being walked out by officers after she had been placed in cuffs. “We love you Lindsay,” Michael reportedly screamed as his daughter left the room. On his Twitter page last night Michael wrote: “If my daughter goes 2 jail 2morrow.If I c […]

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Kourtney Kardashian Trying to Keep Family From Cursing

Everyone who has seen an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians or Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami knows that this family doesn’t generally watch their mouth. Well now that Kourtney Kardashian has baby Mason in the mix, she’s hoping to convince her family to cool it with the cursing by the time he starts […]

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USC Dumping Reggie Bush’s Legacy, Returning His Heisman

Reggie Bush is being held partially responsible for the infractions that cost  USC 30 athletic scholarships, and a two year bowl ban, so they are dumping him faster than you can say Kim Kardashian! In a memo released today by USC President-elect to welcome the school’s new athletic director, it was also revealed: The Trojan […]

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Lindsay’s Mugshot Released

We’ve been waiting months for this, but the Lindsay Lohan mugshot has finally arrived. Lindsay was booked at the Lynwood county jail this morning to start serving her 90 days sentence. TMZ obtained the first shot of the mugshot being dubbed “the smirk” which features Lindsay in her new orange prison jumpsuit. Check out this […]

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Won’t Do ‘Bachelorette’

Though she could probably benefit from it, Jennifer Love Hewitt is putting to end any rumors that ABC has approached her for an upcoming season of The Bachelorette. She explained during a recent interview: “It wouldn’t be a bad idea, but no they’re not…I wouldn’t do it.” But why wouldn’t she do it? That’s what […]

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Paris Hilton’s Note to Self

“Note to Self – Beware. You never know when some perv paparazzi may be lurking and hiding on a fishing boat in the middle of the ocean.” Note to Paris:  You’d think you’ve been around long enough to think about that before hand. Paris was snapped sun-bathing topless on a boat this past weekend.  The […]

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Aubrey O’Day Headed to Reality TV

Hold on to your remotes, Aubrey O’day is the latest celebs hanger on-er hoping a reality show will revive her career. The former Danity Kane lead singer will be heading to the Oxygen network for a series called ‘The Aubrey O’day Project’ which will chronicle her attempt to get back into the music biz. Oxygen’s […]

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Sophie Monk Dating Kevin Connoly?

The latest rumored Hollywood couple is   Sophie Monk‘s camel toe and Kevin Connoly. According to Sydney’s Daily Telegraph, the pair was spotted dining in Los Angeles together before leaving in the same car. Monk and Connoly met in 2007 when she was a guest star on Entourage, however she was in a relationship at the […]

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Snooki Reaches Deal With MTV For Shore Season 3

Two down, and one to go as far as we are concerned… Snooki has reportedly reached an agreement with MTV for season 3 of Jersey Shore, and although numbers weren’t released, she’ll be making “substantially more money than before.” The cast had went on strike yesterday, demanding more than their previous $10,000 per episode before […]

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Lindsay Goes to Jail

Lindsay Lohan has been cuffed, booked, and started serving her 90 day jail sentence. Lindsay arrived to the court house a little late for her 8:30 surrender this morning, with Shawn Chapman Holley back at the helm after her latest attorney, Robert Shapiro, reportedly quit yesterday afternoon. Michael Lohan was in the house, as was […]

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