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Taylor Momsen Wants to be Taken Seriously

Just because you know her as a bratty little sophomore on Gossip Girl, or remember her as little Cindy Lou Hoo in 200’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas, doesn’t mean you don’t have to take Taylor Momsen’s career decisions seriously. While creating off-screen controversy with her edgy lyrics as singer of band The Pretty Reckless, […]

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In Non Tiger Woods Related Tiger Woods News…

The former golfer current womanizer turns 34 today. Happy birthday, Tiger.   If that’s possible. Wonder what his wife got him…

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Wahlberg to Beckham; “We Don’t Want Your Soccer”

The best part of this Mark Wahlberg quote isn’t that he was saying that David Beckham ruined the neighborhood, but that he doesn’t understand why the soccer star would come here to play the game anyways. The paparazzi hater said in a recent interview; “Man, the Beckhams. It used to be so quiet on my […]

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Big NYE’s for Gaga and Rihanna

New Years Eve is going to be big for both Rihanna and Lady Gaga. Rihanna, who will be performing at the United Arab Emerates in Abu Dhabi is being paid upwards of $500,000 for bringing in 2010 but there’s a catch.  She’s going to have to tone down her wardrobe. Known for her provocative stage […]

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Sophie Monk Being ‘Hassle-Hoffed’

Wouldn’t this be a strange couple!? According to Sophie Monk, she considers David Hasselhoff some what of a stalker. The two worked together on the film ‘Click,’ so it’s not as creepy as it sounds.  (David Hasselhoff stalking Sophie Monk DOES sound very creepy) In a recent interview she revealed; “I’ve been stalked by the […]

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Ashlee Simpson Must be Real Popular With the ‘Chicago’ Cast

She’s never been thought to be a genius, but there’s certain things you just can’t forget! That’s just what Ashlee Simpson did when asked about her co-star in the Broadway production of Chicago, forgot his name! During a recent chat about her run as Roxy on the show, which debuted November 30th, she was asked […]

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Ke$ha’s $trange Chri$tmas

All I want for next Christmas is for Ke$ha to drop the stupid dollar sign from her name. I know it’s a joke and all, but it has to be as tiring for her as it is for me just to look at. Anyhoo, the newcomer to the billboard charts with her number one ‘Tik […]

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Merry Christmas!!

Merry Christmas to all! Be safe when hittin the egg nog tonight.  Remember,  Santy doesn’t visit the funeral home. And of course happy birthday to the reason we celebrate… Donna Martin from the original 90210!

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Russell Brand Explains the Miracle of Christmas

Leave it to trusty Rusty to solve one of the great debates of our time… Here’s the story of Christmas in 140 characters or less times 4, as told by Russell Brand on his Twitter. What’s that? A boy child? Born in a stable? That kid needs a gift- where’s my bloody Myhr! I mean […]

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Balloon Boy’s Parents Off to the Pokey

The parents of little balloon boy Falcon Heene have been handed down their punishment. The man behind the October hoax which had the world watching why his young son floated over Colorado in a runaway balloon  will spend 90 days in the clink, with four years probation following. His wife, who was in on the […]

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