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Dennis Rodman Being Investigated for Being a Worm

Dennis Rodman may have himself a serious situation pending a police investigation. A model from Miami has reported the former NBA star for being a perv and reaching up her dress during a fashion week party. He’s been in some doo doo in the past for this kinda stuff, so hopefully for his sake its […]

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Forget Balloon Boy, It’s all about Train Boy Today!

A six month old baby in Melbourne rolled off the platform of the train station moments before the train passed by and ran him over, only to SURVIVE! The child ended up with only a scratch on his head. A little more impressive than a fake 60 mile balloon ride and hiding in a box! […]

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What do Khloe’s Demands Say About Her?

There should never have to be a conversation before a marriage of “if we divorce,”  but since divorce happens, and the law entitles each other to only half , it must happen. In the case of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s prenuptial agreement, or lack there of, it’s still dragging on. You see Lamar offered […]

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Balloon Boy Found!

After nearly 5 hours at large and becoming the top 3 trending topics on Twitter, balloon boy has been found… In the attic in a box in his house. IN HIS HOUSE! They spent 5 hours worried/wondering where this kid was but didn’t search the entire house. Wish I could say I’m glad he’s safe, […]

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Fox and Burger King Apologize to Jessica Simpson

Remember that ad we told you about yesterday that ran during The NFL on Fox about Jessica Simpson’s weight? Well here is the anticipated apology from Fox and BK. “Burger King did not have any editorial input in the creation of the animation that ran last Sunday, and no one from Burger King Corp., approved […]

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Back to Court for Lindsay Lohan!

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is headed to court tomorrow! The troubled young actress has been summoned by the judge to report for a progress report stemming from her 2007 DUI arrest. This reportedly isn’t usually a requirement by the judge when these check ups take place, but there must be some reason to make her […]

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Jon Gosselin is a Life Ruiner!

Because of his Michael Lohanishness, Jon and Kate + 8 or  Kate + 8 as it should be, is no more.  Millions of American’s lives are now ruined.  Thanks Jon Gosselin! TLC will reportedly try to create a few more episodes out of the remaining footage that has been shot already, but production is done […]

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Was Meghan McCain’s “Spontanious Night” Really That Offensive?

This Twitpic from former Presidential hopeful John McCain’s daughter Meghan McCain sent the twitterverse into an uproar last night due to her revealing attire. Meghan tweeted the pic to her followers to talk about her “spontanious” night in reading books, to witch she received many responses calling her horrible names including sl*t. Besides the fact […]

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The Strangest News Story is Happening Right Now!

A 6-year-old Colorado boy was reported missing this morning when a sibling saw him get inside and untie a home made UFO-esque baloon and unhook it from its teather. The balloon was first spotted by a neighbor who reported the mysterious object, that had been a project of the local family near by. The baloon […]

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Kim Kardashian; Barbie Girl

Check out these photos from Kim Kardashian’s favorite photo shoot ever that she just shared on her official site. She’s posing as Barbie with a stand in Ken for the upcoming cover/story for Kurv Magazine. She works whatever hair they throw at her. What do you guys think?   Kim as an all out bleached blonde […]

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