“Celibacy for the whole year? I’d rather die. That was a joke, and any fine journalist would have got that.“ -Katy Perry tells reporters over the recent report that she’d only be sharing kisses with her pussy this year. Breathe easy ladies and gentlemen!
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Tom & Jerry Coming to the Big Screen!
Hanna Barbara’s cartoon hit Tom and Jerry is coming to the big screen for a live action remake! The cartoon about a cat and mouse relationship first hit television back in the 1940s and made it’s first big screen appearance in 1992 with Tom and Jerry: The Movie. With all of the success that the […]
(EX?)Fiance Still Loves Hewitt.
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s fiance Ross McCall is dismissing the claims that the couple has split for good after a recent magazine ran a cover story regarding why she called their wedding off. McCall insists that the couple are working things out but still very much together. They were first rumored to be dunzo over Christmas […]
Bow Wow Dipping in the (Affordable) Fashion Pool.
Lil’ Bow Wow is about to hop on the fashion wagon as the next celebs to slap his name on a design. Bow Wow will be teaming up with benched New York Knick (I think still?) Stephon Marbury to help design the latest collection of his own Starbury line. Marbury teamed up with Steve and […]
Dakota Fanning Headed to Twilight Sequel?
The rumor mill is buzzing with news that Dakota Fanning has been offered a vampire roll for the Twilight sequel, New Moon. The rumor mill was also buzzing last week when it was said Vanessa Hudgens had auditioned for the role of Leah Clearwater, a character we later found out wasn’t even going to be […]
Lohan Blames Paparazzi For Her Lead Foot.
Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have the cleanest driving record, after a couple of accidents including the infamous 2007 DUI crash where authorities found a usable ammount of cocaine in the actress’ car, and a short visit to jail, she’s placing the blame of her driving issues on the paparazzi. She tells the recent edition of interview […]
No Dogs Allowed.
Sharon Stone has returned to Los Angeles with a bad taste in her mouth, after missing out on one of the elete inaugural balls because she didn’t bring hot enough bitches along with her. Ms. Stone was spotted trying to attend the Western States Inauguration Ball, which featured a special performance by Jenifer Lopez and […]
K-Fed to Dance With the Stars?
Bosses over at ABC have apparently acquired with Kevin Federline about getting him to appear on the next season of Dancing With the Stars. I know what you’re thinking, that it would be unfair seeing as his original career was as a dancer, performing on tours with Michael Jackson, Gwen Stefani, Justin Timberlake, and Britney […]
Benjamin Button Comes Up Big as Oscar Front Runner.
Oscar nominations came out today, and it was Brad Pitt’s Curious Case of Benjamin Button leading the pack with thirteen nominations. Buttons was nominated for best picture, best director, best actor, and best supporting actress among many others, to which it should clearly come out on top as the night’s big winner. Speaking of night, […]
Linds and Sam’s Joint Bank Account?
Reports are floating around that Lindsay Lohan once wanted to show Samantha Ronson how serious she was about their relationship, so she opened a bank account in both of their names. A source revealed to Britians Daily Express, “Lindsay was reportedly earning $244,000 per episode for her stint on ‘Ugly Betty’ last year and she’s […]
