Jessica Simpson is doing whatever it takes to stay relevant while her sisters baby is about to hog up all of the Simpson spotlight, so she’s reporting baby updates to the press now. Jessica, who chatted with Ellen on an episode set to air Wednesday, told the show host that Ashlee is trying everything to […]
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Miley Will Smack a Bitch!
Miley Cyrus has admitted that she’s “ticked” over the death hoax rumor that was posted on her YouTube page this past weekend. Not because of the rumor itself, she’s heard it all before, jokingly asking E!; “What happened? Did I die, like, bungee jumping, getting bulldozed, what happened this time?” It wasn’t until she was […]

Jackson Dodges Court With Note From Doc.
Michael Jackson is being sured by an Arab sheik named Al Khalifa. Khalifa is claiming that Michael owes him over 7 million dollars for not fulfilling contract duties that included an autobiography, an album, and a stage play that the two supposedly agreed upon a while back on a Jackson trip to Bahrain. Jackson is […]

All Clear for Khloe K.
Khloe Kardashian is a free bird. After completing all of her probationary assignments, including working with dead bodies at the morgue, she is clear from all of her DUI drama after being arrested in 2007. Khloe’s attorney had this to say today after a progress report hearing in a Van Nuys, CA courtroom; Khloe has […]

Rihanna and Justin Check Into Rehab.
Rihanna just released her new video for her latest single, Rehab, which features Justin Timberlake. Now I’m more of a up tempo Rihanna fan, but this song is a bit catchy. Check it out below. Rihanna – New Music – More Music Videos Also, she shoulda saved Rehab for a cd title and spelled it […]

Tales From the 5th Row.
Aubrey O’day was on hand this weekend in Miami to catch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, but she may not have caught every last detail of the show, seeing as she had to look over 4 rows of people. Yes thats right, while P. Diddy, Kim Kardashian, Paris HIlton, Martha Stewart, and John Stamos were […]

Thanks, But No Thanks.
Perez Hilton just revealed that the Cheetah Girls have been axed from performing during next week’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. The Girls were all set to perform until Adrienne Bailon’s nude photo scandal hit the internet, which caused Parade heads to revoke the invitation. But they’re still letting Miley Cyrus perform? Not like it matters […]

Facebook Features Leak Celeb Info Again.
Amid the rumors that Kelly Osbourne and her boyfriend Luke Worrell were engaged to be married that surfaced a few weeks ago, the pair still claimed they were too young to tie the knot. But now, through the power of Facebook, either the secret is out, or the happy couple is just F’n with us. […]

Quantum Leap.
As projected, Marc Forster’s new Bond Flick; Quantum of Solace, leaped into the weekend’s top spot beating out last weekend’s number one, Madagascar 2. Quantum, which brought in an estimated $26 million on Friday night alone, closed the weekend off with $67 million dollars in ticket sales. So was it as good as the sales […]

Locklear Charged for Sept. DUI.
Heather Locklear has been officially charged with DUI for her September arrest in Montecito, Ca. But heres the thing, no illegal drugs or alcohol were found in Locklears system. Instead, it was prescribed medication that Locklear had been taking when she was supposedly “driving erratically.” I say supposedly because the police never saw her car […]


