Play on, player! Pimp-stylez-to-da-max mack-master Jon Gosselin says he’s single! You can’t keep this man tied down. Or quiet. Read on:
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$5.5 Million Belonging to Michael Jackson Returned to His Estate
Have you read Scott Smith’s masterpiece A Simple Plan? It’s about a couple brothers and some goofball who find a crashed plane containing a whole lot of cash. They resolve to keep their discovery a secret between them, but then a whole bunch of stuff goes wrong. A lot of people get shot. An old […]
Ashton Kutcher: Mischa’s “Doing Great”
Oh yeah? Who’s vouching for Ashton Kutcher? I’m not sure I trust the producer of The Real Wedding Crashers, Beauty and the Geek, and that Mischa Barton comback vehicle that drove the chick bonkers in the first place. Read on to have your concerns further allayed:
Is There Some Sort of Exclusive Club for Horrible, Famous People? Jon and Kate are Staying with Michael Lohan
I once went to see Sean Lennon at the then-extant Virgin Megastore. A bunch of low-level celebs showed up – Claire Danes, Ben Lee, a couple Parkey Posey-esque actresses – and even though they arrived separately, they all found each other and stood around chatting. I turned to my friend and said, “Why do all […]
Kelis Convinces Judge Nas Has an Extra $55,000 a Month to Trick on a Chick
Baaaallin’! As a result of the just-announced divorce settlement between rapper Nas, who made one good album 15 years ago, and his ex-wife Kelis (the reason you change the station when you hear “my milkshake brings…”), he’ll have to pay her FIFTY-FIVE GRAND A MONTH until he runs out of money TWO MONTHS FROM NOW. […]
EXCLUSIVE Starzlife Photo Set: Nick Lachey, Are You Kidding Us With This Watch?
I know. A musician wearing women’s fashion can be cool, like when Kurt Cobain would wear women’s sunglasses or when Kurt Cobain would wear a dress on stage or when…nope, that’s it. Pete Wentz wears women’s jeans but that’s because he’s a tiny man. Besides, you knew that sentence wouldn’t contain an endorsement of something […]
RAWK! Chris Daughtry Sits Atop Billboard Charts
Hell to the yes. What did you think, that because we’re gossip columnists, we sit around listening to Taylor Swift and the Fray? Well, of course we do. But sometimes the Starzlife office needs to rock out like anyone else, and when we can’t find our Creed, Live, Fuel, Candlebox, Staind, or David Cook albums, […]
EXCLUSIVE! What’s Got Jamie Pressly all P.O.’d?
Stars like going to the Sunset Plaza to be photographed by the paparazzi and just relax. Joe Dirt star Jaime Pressly only managed the first half: “She was screaming into her cell phone,” a source on the scene squeals to Starzlife EXCLUSIVELY. Adding, “It seemed like she was berating someone.” After administering the tongue-lashing, Pressly […]
They’re Making a World of Warcraft Movie, I’m Still Waiting for an Adaptation of the Terminator 2 Pinball Game
You know how every time a Saturday Night Live sketch gets made into a movie, people say, “That’s going to be terrible, the only good SNL movie is Wayne’s World“? There is no Wayne’s World of video game movies. No one hears that they’re making a Tomb Raider sequel and says, “I hope it’s as […]
BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson’s Doctor Gets Escobar’d
How many times do we have to tell our readers? If you don’t want the DEA running up in your crib, disrupting your drug hustle, remember: 1. To smell-proof your grow room 2. To throw out anything drug-related separately from your personal mail 3. Don’t sell out of your house! 4. Don’t kill Michael Jackson […]
