Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are engaged, according to The New York Daily News! Rumors have been flying that Penelope is preggars all month. Does this mean the rumors are true? The Paper also quotes a source as saying: “They’re telling friends they will get married.” First the two need to admit they’re dating; we’ll […]
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Kate +8: “Jon’s Cleared Out Our Account!”
The Mom of 8 and her hideous haircut spent the morning, away from her kids again, to whine to the The Today Show. Fighting back Oscar worthy tears, Mrs Goss said Jon has cleared $230,000 out of the $231,000 bank account the two show-offs shared. Hey she still has $1000! What’s she bitching about? That’s 5 areas of […]
Just How Much Drugs Do You Have to Do Before Your Body Fakes AIDS?
Ozzy Osbourne, during the height of his drinking and drug abuse, was diagnosed as having AIDS because his immune system was so out of whack it mimicked that of a positive person. The rocker told British Glamour, “When I used to f**king get loaded I would get myself into all kinds of situations. It turned […]
The Simpsons to Be the Face of UK Anti-Obesity Campaign
The UK Department of Health has signed on The Simpsons to be the face of a new anti-obesity ad campaign. The ad will show the Simpsons in their familiar couch scene about to dig into a pile of junk food, which quickly disappears and they are seen eating fruits and vegetables instead- unleashing the power […]
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Gaga & Madonna Do SNL!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smRvhXzi5U0 If anyone missed SNL last night, check out the battle of the blonds between Madonna and dude looks like a Lady Gaga! SNL fictional host, D.J. Dynasty Handbag (Kenan Thompson) hosted, as Gaga performed medley of her hits, the divas fought and Her Madgesty tried to suck Gaga’s face. The spiritual songstress also demanded to […]
Bank to Courtney Love: “What’s In Your Wallet?”
American Express filed a lawsuit earlier this year against the former Hole singer, and now Courthouse News is reporting that Miss Courtney Michelle Harrison, AKA Courtney Love is broke like the rest of us! Surprise, surprise! The funds the ‘Celebrity Skin’ rocker inherited after late husband Kurt Cobain’s suicide are the issue. Love’s lawyer told […]
NFL Hottie Stands Up For The Gays!
We’re not really the sporty type, but things can change! Example of the year? Hot NFL linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo, who’s speaking up for The Gays! In an article for Huffington Post, Ayanbadejo writes: “Looking at the former restrictions on human rights in our country starting with slavery, women not being able to vote, blacks being […]
Jon Reaches Out to Kate The Only Way He Knows How
Because calling, stopping by the house, or writing a letter isn’t reasonable means of being a fame whore these days, Jon Gosselin had to apologize to his estranged wife in a “Dear Kate” style segment on an episode of ET set to air tonight. Jon says; “Kate, I just want to apologize, you know for […]
Public Proposal…Gone Wrong?
All I know is… Sucks to be Jennifer!! I wonder how far apart the sign was placed. What if it was like 2 miles before the “just kidding” part came up! Rotten, but I love it!
Audiences at Philip Seymour Hoffman’s New Play Bailing Halfway
Philip Seymour Hoffman is an Oscar winner and has appeared in plenty of great films, but even that’s not enough to make Shakespeare interesting. The NY Post reports audiences at his new production of Othello are clearing out come intermission: It’s not just critics who hate Peter Sellars’ production of “Othello” starring Philip Seymour Hoffman […]