Russell Crowe must Google himself regularly – he challenged the author of a column titled “Smoke and fatty foods the fitness regime for Rusty” to a bike race. (He won.) The author of the piece, Annette Sharp, had poked fun at Russell Crowe after he was photographed taking a break from a bike ride to […]
Attention Archie Fans: Tim Gunn Gets a Comic Book
“We’re in danger! Call a 56-year-old gay man!” is not something you usually read in superhero comics, but Marvel was just bought by Disney, and Disney is repeatedly described as the most gay-friendly company in showbiz, so get ready for a Tim Gunn comic. Loaded Gunn is not about a permanently drunk Tim Gunn – […]
SNL Cuts Dead Weight: Casey Wilson and Michaela Watkins Fired
It looks like Saturday Night Live didn’t hire two new women to increase the female presence on the show, but rather to maintain the current balance. Casey Wilson and Michaela Watkins were let go from the cast and will not appear in the upcoming season, with the exception of any digital shorts they may have […]
“Bad Lieutenant” Remake Has Nothing In Common With Bad Lieutenant
You ever see the original Bad Lieutenant? It’s so rough that it’s even censored on cable. I watched it for the first time on Showtime and was intrigued enough to investigate the unrated version. That has the sequence where the Bad Lieutenant, played by Harvey Keitel, pulls over two teenaged unlicensed drivers and forces them […]
Jessica Simpson Walks the Catwalk (Fortunately Not Chewing Gum at the Same Time)
Jessica Simpson has become a runway model! Well, only for today. The singer modeled a black ruffled halter dress for designer Ozlem Suer‘s runway show in Paris. Fashion models have to compete with singers and actresses for magazine covers all the time, can’t stars leave the runway to actual models? Jessica is a pretty girl, […]
Khloe Kardashian: Laker Lover
Khloe Kardashian definitely has a type. NBA Players! What did you think I was going to say! Khloe ended a relationship with the NBA’s Rashad McCants earlier this year, but it looks like her next shot at love is going to be with someone a little closer to home, The LA Lakers’ Lamar Odom. The […]
Katherine Heigl Kicks Her Cigarette Addiction
Katherine Heigl reportedly has not had a cigarette in over a month, hopefully putting an end to her smoking addiction that made her the butt of jokes (pun intended). Heigl started smoking at 24, and said she hated how her life revolved around when she would get her next smoke. If Grey’s Anatomy producers thought […]
When Will Queen Latifah Announce Her Lesbianism?
We have shady feelings toward Queen Latifah. Let’s face it: The closeted lesbian is a total fraud. Queen Quiffer doesn’t just shy from her dykedom – she flat-out goes out of her way to make comments about how much she loves men! Things may change, however with this recent important piece of journalism. The National […]
Chris Brown Isn’t Feeling Oprah’s Love
For some people Oprah Winfrey is God. To others, sort of like a great Community College Teacher’s Aide. But to Chris Brown? She’s mud. After Oprah did a show dedicated to “all the Rihannas of the world,” the convicted lady beater told People magazine that his feelings were hurt. Said Chris: “I commend Oprah on […]
Michael Jackson Has Been Buried
Finally, Michael Jackson has been laid to rest. Last night in Los Angeles, Michael Jackson was buried in The Great Mausoleum at the famous Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale. The graveyard is host to a slew of famous Hollywood celebrities, including Humphrey Bogart and Mary Pickford. More than 200 close friends and family attended […]