Sometimes you just want to feel bad for Jessica Simpson. Not a damn thing seems to go her way. First her pup cot snatched up by a coyote, and now she’s getting prank calls saying that little daisy has been found. The hopeless former pop star tweeted; “People have been contacting my family and friends […]
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Jessica Simpson’s Lost Dog: Things Are Getting Coyote Ugly
Jessica Simpson has lost her precious Maltese Poodle, “Daisy” and is fliering “LOST DOG!” posters all over town. There’s only one problem. The bubble-headed blonde last saw Daisy in the grips of a coyote. While this story is actually really sad, let me take out my crystal ball and predict that it doesn’t end well. […]
Jessica Simpson Walks the Catwalk (Fortunately Not Chewing Gum at the Same Time)
Jessica Simpson has become a runway model! Well, only for today. The singer modeled a black ruffled halter dress for designer Ozlem Suer‘s runway show in Paris. Fashion models have to compete with singers and actresses for magazine covers all the time, can’t stars leave the runway to actual models? Jessica is a pretty girl, […]
Tony Romo Kicked Jessica to the Curb for Being a Drunk
Why does alcohol produce such a wide range of effects in people? Every other intoxicant is predictable: coke always makes you happy and chatty, speed always makes you wide awake and a better driver, heroin always makes you itchy. No one’s a “sleepy cokehead,” but there are “drowsy drunks,” “happy drunks,” “angry drunks,” and “embarrassing, […]
