But she doesn’t resent him and she’s not mad. Okay, maybe a little.
People Archives: Jessica Simpson
PETA After Jessica Simpson For Pork Comments
As if Jessica Simpson doesn’t have enough people criticizing the things she does and says, now she’s got PETA breathing down her back. After Daisy, the little dog that was her last link to Nick Lachey, was snatched up by some wild coyotes in Los Angeles a few months ago, Jessica is ready to move […]
Jessica Simpson Will Never Pose Nude/Act Again
I suppose I can understand a woman not wanting to pose nude for a photo-shoot or bare all for a film role, but being so vocal about it may have cost Jessica Simpson her shot at the acting biz. During her recent interview with Allure magazine, Simpson promises that she’ll never bare all for the […]
Jessica Simpson to Donate 50,000 Shoes to Haiti
While other celebrity’s are being unoriginal and just donating X amount of Money to Haiti relief, Jessica Simpson is trying to make a new name for herself with the cause. Jessica is teaming up with Shoes4Souls and is going to try and collect 50,000 pairs of shoes in 50 days to donate to the people […]
BREAKING NEWS: Jessica Simpson Is Not Particularly Intelligent
If you’d like the clean the wax from your ears, try this: nothing. It’ll fall out on its own. Notice how you don’t go completely deaf every three months? The wax dries up as it gets closer to the edge of the canal and falls out in little crumbles. If you’ve really got an excess, […]
Jessica Simpson: So Obsessed With Ashlee
It seems as if the only way Jessica Simpson can get any press these days is if she’s mouthing off about sister Ashlee. First she was blasting a show she once praised after they fired her sister for her lack of acting abilities, and now she’s pumping Ashlee’s next career move; Broadway. Jessica wrote on […]
Jessica Simpson Is An Actor’s Teacher
Blond thespian Jessica Simpson is an expert on acting. Look at her resume – she’s like Meryl Streep! (With just a few less chromosomes.) The Texan twat took to her Twitter this weekend to criticize the CW Show starring her sister, ‘Melrose Place.’ Tweeted Jessi-crap: CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had […]
Fox and Burger King Apologize to Jessica Simpson
Remember that ad we told you about yesterday that ran during The NFL on Fox about Jessica Simpson’s weight? Well here is the anticipated apology from Fox and BK. “Burger King did not have any editorial input in the creation of the animation that ran last Sunday, and no one from Burger King Corp., approved […]
Did Jessica Simpson Eat Daisy?
Jessica Simpson has the intellect of an interbred mule. The washed-up star has been complaining to anyone who’ll listen about her lost dog, Daisy (AKA “Dances With Coyotes“). All this animal love coming from a Texan bubblehead who has stepped out on more than one occasions wearing a t-shirt proclaiming ‘REAL WOMEN EAT MEAT.’ (A […]
Burger King Rags on Jessica Simpson
This ad aired during last Sunday’s NFL on Fox pre-game segment. It was Burger King’s cartoon centered around the Dallas Cowboys and the once relationship of Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. Like the rest of us, Burger King went right after Jessica Simpson’s weight. “Man, I still can’t believe Tony dated Jessica Simpson, even AFTER […]
