The AP has a lengthy article (don’t worry, I’ll chop it down into an eighth) today about the explosion in unlicensed Michael Jackson material since the pop star’s passing. “We sold 2,000 T-shirts in the first week. We’re still selling a lot” recounts a giddy rag trade pirate. I bet that guy prays before going […]
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Michael Jackson’s “Doctor” Defends Himself
Despite facing potential manslaughter charges for allegedly shooting up an anxious, sleep-deprived Michael Jackson with Propofol, Dr. Conrad Murray insists he’s innocent! Radar reports that Murray’s team will be vindicated when toxicology reports are revealed. Says the “doctor’s” spokesperson, Tammy Kidd: “”I have no doubt they want to make a case – for goodness sakes, […]
$5.5 Million Belonging to Michael Jackson Returned to His Estate
Have you read Scott Smith’s masterpiece A Simple Plan? It’s about a couple brothers and some goofball who find a crashed plane containing a whole lot of cash. They resolve to keep their discovery a secret between them, but then a whole bunch of stuff goes wrong. A lot of people get shot. An old […]
Somebody’s Clearly Not a Michael Jackson Fan
Michael Jackson’s popularity has only gone up since his passing – except for one bitchy person. Rupert Everett, the dude who keeps playing the gay best friend in pretty much all his movies, talked smack about the late King of Pop to Britain’s Daily Mirror.Why were they interviewing this guy to begin with is my […]
BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson’s Doctor Gets Escobar’d
How many times do we have to tell our readers? If you don’t want the DEA running up in your crib, disrupting your drug hustle, remember: 1. To smell-proof your grow room 2. To throw out anything drug-related separately from your personal mail 3. Don’t sell out of your house! 4. Don’t kill Michael Jackson […]
Michael Jackson Autopsy Results In: It Was An Overdose
Well, here’s the news everybody was expecting. E! News reports that pathology reports from the Los Angeles Coroner’s Office confirm what we all knew: Michael Jackson really loved drugs. What did they find? Find out – after the jump!
Bill Maher on Michael Jackson: “The Most Famous White Lady To Die Since Princess Diana”
Funny man Bill Maher went where few comics in America have gone recently: Michael Jackson jokes. Jackson, says Bill, was: “The most famous white lady to die since Princess Diana.” The talk show host delivered a hilarious speech that compared the lost promise of Michael Jackson with America. Get ready for this: Says Bill: “Why […]
“What If” Photo of Michael Jackson Really Depressing
Not depressed enough about Michael Jackson‘s death? Well, here’s something to add to the sadness pile. Buzzfeed found a 1985 Ebony magazine that pontificated what Michael would look like in the year 2000. The results are really tragic. Not because he looks bad – but because he looks fantastic. Unfortunately for photoshop artists in 1985 […]
Hitler Learns of Michael Jackson’s passing
So apparently they just broke the news to Hitler that Michael Jackson had passed away… Never gets old!!
Pepsi: We Didn’t Intentionally Leak That Footage Of Michael Jackson On Fire, If That’s What You Thought
Pepsi spokesperson Nicole Bradley has issued a statement disavowing any roll in the releasing of the footage of Michael Jackson‘s head in flames. In case you thought that Pepsi had decided to honor the late pop icon with unseen footage of his scalp burnt off. In a statement to EW, she says: “We don’t know […]
