Lindsay Lohan to recreate Marylin Monroe’s “The Last Sitting.” Lindsay will be appearing nude in the upcoming spring issue of New York magazine!!
Archive | 2008
Family Jewels no more. . .
Gene Simmons and girlfriend/baby momma, Shannon Tweed, are breaking up!Well, okay, okay, not really. . . But I’m sure they will _ As soon as Shannon gets a hold of this sex tape! Either that, or she’ll get herself the hot, young lover she deserves… Half her age, or younger!! Please, no more ugly mileage! […]
Avril Lavigne is knocked up!
Avril Lavigne, wearing a tummy bump + shopping for baby clothes in West Hollywood!! And, we’ve even got the first exclusive, pics of her pea-sized heir (well, sort of)!That’s right, boys!! Read it, and weep: Avril Lavigne is preggers!! This cutsie Canadian pop star (who incidentally made the cover of Maxim this month), is finally […]
And just to rub it in a little…
I’ve decided to put Russell Simmons and Porschla Coleman’s adorably boring couple’s pics in a whole new, entirely exclusive post of their own… ‘Cuz there’s no way I plan to contribute to Kimora Lee’s mirror, mirror on the wall, attitude!
Kimora Lee Simmons needs to start getting a little more organized!
Step One: Looking in the mirror before leaving the house… Step Two: Understanding that when one is already the bossiest woman in the entire world universe, there’s no need for any additional pointing devices. Dude, Kimora Lee Simmons better start buying designing herself some new Baby Phat (TM) bras, or she might actually end up […]
Sylvester Stallone! ‘Roids are bad!
They turn us into awkwardly huge, disoriented senior citizens! You know, the type to slobber all over the place, while trying to ask: Da ya still think I’m sexy? Do ya? But, chances are most of us probably wouldn’t even notice whether Sylvester Stallone is trying to talk, amidst all that gurgling and slobbering! Poor […]
And talking about the PREGNANT Avril Lavigne…
Today is February 19, 2008, by the way!! I remind you all that the new March, 2008 issue of Maxim is hitting newsstands today!! And mommy Lavigne is on the cover!! I say we should all run out, buy it, and keep it close to our hearts, very close _ as a keepsake for when […]
Avril Lavigne is knocked up!
Avril Lavigne went shopping with Deryck Whibley for baby clothes in West Hollywood. Look what’s inside Avrils car! It’s an ultrasound! You gotta look really close but that’s what it is fo sho! (compare it to another ultra sound image I googled for you!
America Ferrera rocks!
Hey Betty, stop looking so stressed out!! You’re advancing!! I’ve always had somewhat of a problem with the NAACP and its awards. Okay, okay, prepare yourselves; the extremist equal-rights, Latina-activist hidden deep within me is about to show! I think that in 2008, admitting to the “advancement” of “colored” people, plus the fact that an […]
More from my new best friend!!
Ellen Page to be starring in even more films!! slashfilm.com is reporting: Ellen Page (Juno 🙂 just booked her third film in a month’s time, following Sam Raimi’s Drag Me to Hell and Drew Barrymore’s Whip It. She’ll star opposite the ever-androgynous Cillian Murphy (Breakfast on Pluto, Scarecrow) in Peacock, a high concept thriller in […]
