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Gosselin Gem of the Day: “I’d Rather be Snowboarding”

The Jon & Kate + HATE campaign has been in full effect on all the national talk shows, and its usually the same thing over and over again, but last night Jon left us with his gem! “We talked about the brand and corporate things and making the brand work. I felt it was weird. […]

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Lucy Hale to Ashlee; Suck it Simpson!

Okay, not really, actress Lucy Hale gives us no reason to believe she’s noting but a kind hearted young girl based on her tweets, and would probably never say “suck it” to Ashlee Simpson,  but in a world scripted by fans of the now canceled CW show Privileged,  a celebration would be in order due […]

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This isn’t Twilight…But is it Better?

For the adults, there was only one thing missing from the first Twilight movie. Well Devil’s Film is looking to fulfill your fantasies.   On October 15, they will be releasing This isn’t Tiwlight… an XXX parody. The R-Pattz is no R-Pattz, but the Kristen Stewart is a definite upgrade! The tag line is the best […]

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Sorry Pervs, but No Megan Fox Sextape For You!

Megan Fox sure knows how to break a guys heart!   Millions of boys across the world pop open their google browser each and every morning in hopes of typing in the magic words “megan fox sex tape” and hitting the jackpot when one suddenly appears, but according to the actress it ain’t gonna happen! Fox, […]

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Fall TV Returns Tonight!

For those of you who didn’t celebrate your religious holiday with the start of  college football last week, another religion kicks off their season tonight.  Fall television! Any fan of TV knows that just like in fashion, the fall/winter seasons are the best hands down. Tonight you get your big premiere night, with the season […]

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Not a Drinker Claims Tila Tequila. Really?

After being detained by police this weekend for allegedly using violence on MTV reality star Tila Tequila, the San Diego Chargers’ Shawne Merriman released a statement claiming that  he was only trying to hold her back from driving while under the influence. Well miss “Tequila” has finally spoken , updating her Twitter page to say […]

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Janice Dickinson’s Bu’ Beach Bod

Summer is coming to an end, so what a better way to spend your Labor Day weekend than at Malibu beach! Starzlife spotted the worlds first supermodel Janice Dickinson EXCLUSIVELY splashing around the water and playing with a dog on a recent trip to malibu to soak up some sun. Janice brought along quite the […]

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Labor Day Weekend…It’s Complicated

Denise Richards and co spent their Labor Day weekend at a fair in Malibu. Joined by her tag-along daddy Irv, Denise took daughters Sam and Lola out for the day. As usual, even some stuffed animals couldnt cheer these two up.  They probably wish they were playing with brothers Bob and Max! Check out some […]

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Happy Labor Day!

What a pointless holiday!    If you look up the true meaning of Labor day, here,  you’re attention span probably won’t even get you through it all because you’ll be asleep by paragraph 2! Never turn down a reason for a Kim Kardashian holiday pic though! Have a nice labor day everyone!  Hope nobody was planning […]

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Jon Slams Kate. Claims He Was Abused, Beaten Down!

Jon Gosselin used to hate the lime light, but now he’s not ready to give it up. On a new tell-all with ABC News, Jon tells host Chris Cuomo that he’ll never trust his ex wife again. Says JG; “Our relationship will never be fixed.  I don’t trust her anymore. I was abused … I […]

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