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Greyhound Decapitator to be Free. Oh, Canada!

Vince Li is the man who decapitated passenger on a Grey Hound bus, dangled the body parts out the window for everyone to see, and reportedly ate some of them as well before being apprehended by Canadian police. If you see Vince Li on the street in the future, cross the damn street!!!  Why would […]

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T.I. Recieves Prison Date.

Flying under the radar on a day where Chris Brown was charged with two felonies, rapper T. I. received a prison sentence stemming from a past weapons charge. On March 27 the rapper will face and Atlanta judge before being sentenced to one year and one day in prison. T.I. knew the sentence was coming […]

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seacrestblind

Quote of the Day.

“As for Scott, he could have sang The Most Offensive Song from South Park and he would still get through. By the way, Paula Abdul has no idea he’s blind, right?” -Michael K of DListed not afraid to say exactly what everybody else who watches American Idol is thinking.

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Eminem to Drop 2 Albums in 09?

Fans have been waiting almost 4 years for Eminem to put out a new album, and after all the false hope from 2008 and rumors about his next album ‘Relapse,’ the wait might actually pay off in the end. Slim Shady has set a mid may release date for the disc, but is now revealing […]

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Charged!

Chris Brown has just been charged with two felonies! Despite all the spec that there might be some sort of a plea since he and Rihanna have seemed to have reconciled, that wasn’t the case with the DA! Brown was charged with assault by means likely to create great bodily injury and making criminal threats. […]

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Kathy Hilton Urging Paris to Stay Single.

Mrs. Hilton has got some motherly adivice for her daughter, Paris;  Stop dating the first guy who’s 10 feet from you at any given time! Paris, who broke up with Benji Madden after 9 months in November, has since been rumored to have been on dates with a number of guys, including Hills wannabe actor […]

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Michael Jackson Announces Curtain Call.

Michaeljackson.com streamed a live press conference this morning where the king of pop announced his return to the stage with a 10 show run at London’s O2 arena. Michael Jackson’s “This is It” will be his final performances as he told the crowd on hand, “I’ll perform the songs my fans want to hear. This […]

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Pete Wentz to Record Children’s Album.

Pete Wentz recently spoke out in an interview about the possibility of making a children’s album in the near future. Pete got the idea from having to sing his son to sleep every night, and the fact that there is a lullabye hidden somewhere on the new Fall Out Boy CD.  Have any of you […]

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Could They be Married?

Star Magazine is claiming that when Chris Brown and Rihanna met up this past weekend to reconcile at Diddy’s Miami home, Chris may have popped the question to Rihanna, and when she said yet, he threw together a quckie wedding to make her his wife. An insider told the mag, “All she’s ever wanted was […]

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Liz Taylor Reaches Across the Aisle.

Elizabeth Taylor has been a long time activist and contributor to the HIV/AIDS cause, but President Obama has inspired her to turn her attention elsewhere to another cause for a change. Taylor has recently donated $100,000 dollars to the Alliance for Christian Education. Liz says her decision to do so was because “our new president […]

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