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Britney Wants Former Pals Locked Up!
Britney Spears obtained a restraining order against Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib in a Los Angeles court this morning. Britney’s lawyers headed to court this morning to seek the injunction, and a source claims Britney wanted the TRO to “protect her from Sam and Adnan.” Britney also reportedly told her conservators she was afraid of […]
Who is Responsible For This Hotness?
Who was showing off their sexy legs and short skirt while on a shopping trip to American Apparel in Bevelry Hills yesterday afternoon? I’ll give you a hint, she’s all that. Find out who after the jump!
Huge American Idol Spoiler!!!
The supposed top 36 for this season of American Idol has been leaked onto the internet this week, and while there’s no proof that it’s the official 36, it apparently comes from good sources, and even they claim to not be 100% sure, but to be about 99% sure. The top 36 will be those […]
More Simpson Drama.
In the latest news of the Jessica Simpson / Speedfit $10-million-dollar lawsuit , it appears that Joe $impson has called in the big boys to handle the situation. Speedfit CEO Alex Astilean was reportedly “put on notice” by the Simpson camp with them telling him, “The Simpson Parties will no longer tolerate your excesses, and […]
Vancouver Residents Interested in Being in New Twilight Film.
A new casting call on Craigslist searching for actors to partake in an “un-named movie” to shoot from mid-March through May has appeared, and a local Canadian paper is calling the movie out to be New Moon, the sequel to last years vampire love story, Twilight. The ad looks as follows: MAJOR MOTION PICTURE OPEN […]
DMX to Spend 90 Days in the Slammer.
Rapper DMX was sentenced by a judge to spend 90 days in an Arizona jail today, with an 18 month probation following the sentence. DMX was arrested in 2007 for theft, marijuana possession and animal cruelty charges. When cops raided the home of the rapper in 2007, they found three dead dogs, guns, and drug […]
Ashton Kutcher and Perez Hilton Get Verbal On Twitter.
Just as Ashton Kutcher posted his maybe/maybe not joke video complaining about his neighbors building of their “fort” at 7am every morning waking him up from his beauty sleep, Perez Hilton posted the story on his site, and not shockingly included some jabs about Ashton’s career. Well both stars are frequent Twitter users now, and […]
City Boy Records Music Video With Supermodel Ex.
You all know Jay Lyon by now as Whitney Port’s musician boyfriend from MTV’s The City, but I’m sure most of you are still wondering just how big of a musician he really is… Jay is in a band with his friend Pottsy called Tamarama, and they have just released their first music video for […]
Heidi Klum Defends Jessica Simpson in a Room Full of Pencil Thin Models.
Jessica Simpson is having the worst week ever, but she’s also having the best week ever. No press is bad press as they say, and if her bad press wasn’t enough, she’s got tons of celebs coming to her defense as well. The name Jessica Simpson has probably been typed more this week than it […]
