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Paris’ Dogs Still Barkin’

Apparently the two of Paris Hilton’s 17 dogs that were eaten by wild coyotes the other night are alive and well. According to a statement released from Paris’ manager all the way from Italy, where Hilton is promoting her fashion line, the dogs were never lost, never attacked, and it was all a big lie. […]

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David Cook CD Release Date.

American Idol season 7 winner David Cook has finally set a release date for his debut album. The Cookies will be able to pick up the first album of their Idol just in time for the holidays, November 18th. Cook has been touring with the AI top 10 all summer long so it’s wild that […]

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Katie Holmes’ First Broadway Performance: Tom is SOO Proud.

Katie Holmes had her first performance on Broadway last night in the production of All My Sons at Gerald Schoenfeld Theatre. Play-goers were said to be pleased with the former Dawson’s Creek stars performance, and Tom Cruise said he was so proud asking; “Did you see it?… It was extraordinary!” Tom had to say that, […]

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Duchovny is Heard to be “Doing Well”

It’s been nearly a month since Californication actor David Duchovny entered a rehab facility because all he wanted to do was Californicate. The recovering sex-addict is still at a treatment facility, but according to one of his co-stars is “doing really well.” Evan Handler told Us Weekly at their launch party for the Sex in […]

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Is Kathy Griffin Working Her Way Off the D List???

I have never been able to sit through a whole episode of it, and I swear all she does is talk about Clay Aiken and the gays, but for some reason another network is about to throw out a lot of cash for Kathy Griffin‘s: My Life on the D-List. There’s a rumor that the […]

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Audrina Kicked to the Curb.

Well she wasn’t exactly kicked to the curb, but Audrina Patridge has officially moved out of Lauren Conrad’s pool house. There were moving trucks and the girls were loading up boxes on Thursday afternoon for Audrinas official departure from the Hollywood Hills home. She’s never been able to get along with old time Lauren bestie, […]

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Mel B. Wants to Spice Up Your Workout.

Melanie Brown of Spice Girls fame has got a plan to help shape up your ‘jubbly bits.‘ The former Scary Spice is coming out with a fitness video following the way she kicked her ass back into shape with her Dancing With the Stars workout regiment. Mel wants to help anyone out there tighten and […]

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Pete Gets A Woody At Vintage Toy Store.

Pete Wentz went shopping at Big Lou’s Toy Store in Los Angeles this afternoon to pick up some oldies-but-goodies. Pete, who’s expecting his first child with Ashlee Simpson this November spent some major cash on the collectibles!  He got dolls of Woody and Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story, a Buz Lightyear tote bag, and a […]

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10 Days Until Desperate Housewives Returns!

Desperate Housewives is only 10 days away from making it’s big return, and there is a new promo available for your viewing pleasure.  This season the cast will blast off 5 years into the future, so it’sa complete mystery what Executive Producer Mark Cherry has in store for us.  Check out the promo after the […]

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Shameless Self-Promotion.

Paris Hilton stepped to a Beverly Hills tanning salon on Wednesday to get her early morning bronze on. Paris looked as if she rolled right out of bed and out the door dressed in her baggy sweat pants and Paris Hilton brand t-shirt. Apparently this comes after a tough night for Paris, a night where […]

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