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Heidi Montag wants to cut some corners.

Who can blame her for shooting her next video during her Valentine’s date with Spencer?  Yachts are expen$ive, clothes are expen$ive, make up is expenSive, shoes are expen$ive. And acting coaches?  Way over her budget.

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Desperate Howsewives, reasons three and four…

Bree and Lynette both have a bunch of kids, and still they manage to look this hot! Talk about inspiration!  Am I desperate, much?  Just missin’ it, that’s all!

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Sometimes being naughty does pay off!!

Kardashian sisters to be the new tushies faces of Bongo Jeans! The Kardashian assets are to be appearing in Bongo Jeans’ upcoming print and online ads during the month of April. When asked about the new campaign, Dari Marder, Chief Marketing Officer for Bongo, described Miss Kim Kardashian as “kind” and “gracious.” Kim Kardashian, on […]

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Another good reason to watch the new Desperate Housewives episodes…

This sexy little Latina makes you laugh till you cry!And trust me, it has nothing to do with my own Latin blood.  Don’t be fooled by cheap movie trailers, Eva Longoria can act – for TV, at least!!  Either that, or Gabrielle Solis is a carbon copy of the real Eva Longoria, in which case, […]

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Are these RECENT?!

OMG! I’m so excited! Could it be we’re actually getting the old Britney Spears back?!Some court appointed structure + Mr. Adnan Ghalib seem to be working wonders on our recovering pop princess! Not only is Britney Spears starting to look good, she’s actually getting the “I’m a pop star” attitude again!! And, that’s just fine […]

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Nicollette Sheridan is one hot ass blowfish!!

Desperate Housewives should start airing new episodes pretty soon, and I CAN’T WAIT!!  My favorite show is coming back, and not a moment too soon!!  Just imagine, if all our favorite characters keep undergoing transformations, pregnancies, and lip injections, Mr. Cherry and the writers will have to make up an episode that takes us directly […]

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Anorexia is bad…

Just ask Hayley Rey here!!If only she would’ve known she’d end up looking like a sick, old, albino prune by the time she reached her mid thirties, she would’ve taken in more protein- no matter the kind!!  I say Hayley should hire a nanny, go back to her beloved acting classes, and start drinking some […]

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Aretha Franklin, you’ve gotta give it to receive it!

And adding to our list of pouting divas after Sunday’s Grammy Awards… Although there was actually an entire pre-grammy charity event hosted in honor of Aretha Frankin as MusiCares’ Woman of the Year, as “a national treasure”, and as “The Queen”, this sister is still not feeling the r-e-s-p-e-c-t!  Oh, for the love of soul, […]

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Mariah Carey begs you to feel her up!

Are we needy, much? Covering up a lot more than usual, the always curvaceous Mariah Carey recently released her new single, which debuted on Tuesday on New York’s radio station Z100. Appropriately named Touch my Body, the song is part of desperate Carey’s upcoming album, E=mc2 (how original.)  This will be the 11th album for […]

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“Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

Calling all crafty designers… D’ya remember this little gizmo?

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