Score, David Copperfield! I knew you didn’t rape that chick on your private island! You don’t need to use force to get laid; that’s what the magic tricks are for. Two years after being accused of whisking an audience member away to his personal Bahamian island to rape her with a little privacy, the entire […]
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David Copperfield: Not a Rapist
RIP Jay Reatard
Rocker Jay Reatard has died at age 29. Further details are currently unavailable. You’ll be missed, Jay.
OK, Fine, Jimmy Kimmel Was Really Funny Last Night
Comedy is commitment. Jimmy Kimmel hosted his entire show as Jay Leno last night. It started out funny, then you got used to it, then he kept doing it, then it got funny again. By the time he’s interviewing the guests with no let-up, it’s hysterical. Boy, every comic in the country sure hates Leno’s […]
Cam’Ron’s New Mixtape is Available for Free Download. Do It
SL topless, 09′ droppin’ / your money short like the shorts on Stockton / you got caught, got court, no Cochran / street sweepin’, then get to moppin’ / we got Barack in / black power, fist knockin’ / white powder, bricks coppin’ / night ours, strip hoppin’ / eat niggas: Anthony Hopkins I mean, […]
What Do YOU Want to be When You Grow Up?
Thought I’d share this little gem with you on this lovely Wednesday morning. Definitely one for the fridge!! Chances are though that the mother is not lying. Can’t picture anyone who works at Home Depot ever being an exotic dancer… Just sayin’.
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STARZLIFE PICS: Slash, Perla Hudson, London, and Cash
Rock royalty, right here. Slash, author of the must read Slash; Perla Hudson, who is married to Slash; and Slash’s kids Cash and London (what’s their last name? Slash? “Cash Slash” is an ever cooler name than “Slash”) posed for some pics in Miami. Starzlife was there. Look for a new reality show starring the […]
Hef Dumped by Teenage Twins
It’s not a common situation for most people, but Hugh Hefner has lost two girlfriends on the same day. Kristina and Karissa Shannon, the 19-year-old twins that moved into the Playboy Mansion to date Hef after the original Girls Next Door hit the bricks, have also decided to part ways with the little old man. […]
D’Ya Think Tila Tequila Successfully Hijacked Casey Johnson’s Death?
Here’s a screen cap of the Google News item for Casey Johnson‘s funeral. The goddamn picture is of Tila Tequila. For the love of Christ. A picture of Casey Kasem or Don Johnson would have been more appropriate.
FOR THE COURTNEY LOVE OF GOD!
Courtney Love made her unfortunate return to Twitter, by posting these NSFW photos of her new tattoos for all of her followers to see. Well F it, works over! And if you’re at work right now, you shouldn’t be on the internet anyways. The wacked out rocker got some random flower tats all over her […]
Mrs. Wahlberg Popped!
Mark Wahlberg and wife, Rhea Durham, welcomed their latest addition this morning, a baby girl named Margret Grace. The couple’s 4th child was born in LA around 6:30am. Margret is joined by siblings; Ella, age six, Michael, age four and Brendan, age sixteen months. Mark and Rhea were wed last August before announcing her pregnancy […]