The Jacksons will stop at nothing to wring cash from their late brother’s legacy. Did you know now that it’s been determined Michael Jackson is worth more dead than alive, they’re suing Dr. Conrad Murray for rightful death? That was a joke, but this isn’t: Jermaine‘s “tribute” concert to Michael, endorsed by no one else […]
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Michael Jackson Has Been Buried
Finally, Michael Jackson has been laid to rest. Last night in Los Angeles, Michael Jackson was buried in The Great Mausoleum at the famous Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale. The graveyard is host to a slew of famous Hollywood celebrities, including Humphrey Bogart and Mary Pickford. More than 200 close friends and family attended […]
Michael Jackson Would Have Turned 51 Today
Michael Jackson would have celebrated his 51st birthday today had he not passed in June. Pour out a little liquor and watch my favorite MJ song-
The Po-lice Found Weed At Michael Jackson’s Crib
After a warrant to search the late Michael Jackson‘s house just one day after the singer died, the police discovered the illegal drug – Marijuana. Marijuana is also known by the street names: Weed, MaryJane, Ganga, and Pot. Police were originally called to search the property after a tip-off that the singer was concealing heroin, […]
Heidi Is the New Michael Jackson, Or So Says Spencer
Spencer Pratt keeps talking, and remarkably, I still have hair on my head that I haven’t yanked out from reading the crazy nonsense he says. On The Hills aftershow he told host Jessi Cruickshank, “[Heidi is the] new, modern day, 2010 Michael Jackson.” Cruickshank points out that MJ is dead, and Spencer continues his proclamation […]
LaToya Speaks Out On Michael Jackson Homicide Ruling
The sad news about Michael Jackson’s death was confirmed just yesterday, and LaToya Jackson is already saying ‘I Told You So!’ The elder Jackson sister released a statement yesteday (probably while she was in the “studio” cooking up her new album of hits.) LaToya declared: “I am thankful to the investigators for uncovering the truth […]
What the Hell?! Michael Jackson STILL Isn’t Buried PART 2
Previously on What the Hell?! Michael Jackson STILL Isn’t Buried… Oh my God. This never ends. Michael Jackson’s burial date has been pushed back – again – to September 3rd, and this Hollywood Reporter column has a good theory as to why: it’s a Jehova’s Witness thing. See, that silly sect of Christianity believes that […]
Jermaine Dupri Upset that New GQ Suggests Michael Jackson Got a Little Uncool Toward the End
The new GQ will feature a Michael Jackson cover story titled, “When Michael Was Cool.” You see, Michael‘s coolness quotient slipped a little during the last 16 years of his life when he was revealed to be a homosexual pedophile. Remember when Norm Macdonald used to make “Michael Jackson is a homosexual pedophile” the punch line of every […]
What the Hell?! Michael Jackson STILL Isn’t Buried
What’s up with every non-Jewish approach to burial? When one of us dies, we can’t get ’em in the ground fast enough. You go straight from Cedars-Sinai to Mt. Sinai. (Is “sinai” Hebrew for “sick Jew”?) And none of this revolting solid-gold sarcophagus nonsense, either. You get a wood box. In Israel, I think you […]
Michael Jackson’s Posthumous Concert Film Set for Appropriate Release Near Halloween
Michael Jackson‘s people are keeping the spirit of his Facebook page alive by putting new notes on it. This one has 7,812 “likes” as of this writing. The most I ever got was 9. (It was when I posted “thank God we still have Gary Glitter” 20 minutes after Michael passed away.) On October 30th, […]
