What is this, naughty Thursday? Now there’s a man claiming that he’s got a 47 second video of Lindsay Lohan “frolicking naked with a mystery male” and performing a sex act only described as “one that should remain behind closed doors.” The man, who is identified only as the waiter at a well known chain […]
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Incase You Missed it.
The American Idol reject single of the season (You know, the horrible one they bring back for the finale ) emerged last night at the show’s Atlanta auditions. General Larry Platt sang his original instant classic, “Pants on the Ground.” Check it out, it’s brill!
Jesse McCartney Threatens to Sue Over ‘Nude, Doctored’ Photo
Looks as if Jesse McCartney is the latest victim of a nude photo scandal to hit the internet. Though the photos have really yet to spread like wildfire, his legal team must have received some sort of a heads up, because they started damage control before anything ever happened. In a Cease & Desist letter […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Levi McConaughey Has a Famous Last Name (And First Name)
Matt’s cute kid played around with Matt’s cute mom in Malibu. Starzlife was there. (Tasty waves, bro.)
STARZLIFE @ House of Blues for “Entertainer of the Year”
It went down at the House of Blues last night. The “Entertainer of the Year” awards, a joint presentation between the No H8 Campaign and the Matthew Shephard Foundation, raged for eight solid hours of gender-bending fun. The evening’s main festivity was a drag contest hosted by Shanna Moakler, Holly Madison, and Bridget Marquadt. By […]
SCRAM Wearing Hasselhoff Ex Lookin at Time in the Slammer
In the race to decide who’s the bigger failure at being a parent, Pamela Bach has taken the lead! David Hasselhoff’s ex, arrested last November for her second DUI has been toting some high end jewelry since getting sentenced from the judge. A SCRAM ankle bracelet, according to tmz. Just like the one Lindsay Lohan […]
Want to Celebrate The Birth of Tiger’s Main Ho?
Celebrity Socialite Rachel Uchitel is celebrating her 35th at the end of this month at a club in Palm Beach, FL. Yes the same Palm Beach that is the home of Tiger Woods. Celebrity Socialite? Because the term Star F*cker didn’t seem classy enough? Wonder who the *Special Guests* will be…. What if…nahhh. Nice pic […]
What Do YOU Want to be When You Grow Up?
Thought I’d share this little gem with you on this lovely Wednesday morning. Definitely one for the fridge!! Chances are though that the mother is not lying. Can’t picture anyone who works at Home Depot ever being an exotic dancer… Just sayin’.
Hef Dumped by Teenage Twins
It’s not a common situation for most people, but Hugh Hefner has lost two girlfriends on the same day. Kristina and Karissa Shannon, the 19-year-old twins that moved into the Playboy Mansion to date Hef after the original Girls Next Door hit the bricks, have also decided to part ways with the little old man. […]
FOR THE COURTNEY LOVE OF GOD!
Courtney Love made her unfortunate return to Twitter, by posting these NSFW photos of her new tattoos for all of her followers to see. Well F it, works over! And if you’re at work right now, you shouldn’t be on the internet anyways. The wacked out rocker got some random flower tats all over her […]
