Miley Cyrus is being sued by every single Asian American in the state of California or something for doing the old third grade Chinese eyes pose and having it captured on photo, and if Joe Jonas doesn’t watch himself, he’ll be finding himself in the same situation. A photo of Joe squinting his eyes popped […]
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MIA Back to Work!
She just gave birth to her baby, whos name is not Ickitt, Pickit, or Lickit, a month ago, but MIA already has her first gig scheduled! Fresh off of a Grammy and Oscar nomination, MIA will be performing again at this year’s Coachella music festival. The same festival the Paper Planes crooner announced her retirement […]
Palin Slams Obama’s Special Olympics Joke.
Barack Obama immediately apologized to the Special Olympics after comparing his bowling skills to that of their athletes when he appeared on Leno the other night, but a certain someone with her eye on the 2012 prize isn’t letting him off the hook that easily. Sarah Palin has spoke out regarding the slipped comment, the […]
Who Took Box Office Friday, Man?
This Friday night saw us a box office shocker! ‘I Love You, Man’, The overly advertised movie starring Paul Rudd and Jason Seigal should have easily soared to the top spot this weekend, but if Fridays results are an indication of the rest of the weekend, it will not! Summit Entertainment’s ‘Knowing’ brought in the […]
Osbournes Ban Kelly From Marrying for 5 Years.
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have banned daughter Kelly from marrying boyfriend Luke Worrall for at least another five years. The 24 year old music heiress is fresh out of rehab for drug abuse , and has been the topic of many engagement speculations over the past year regarding her and the much younger boyfriend. The […]
Ellen to Join Oprah on Cover of ‘O’.
Jealous that Oprah invited first lady Michelle Obama to join her on the cover of O Magazine, Ellen Degeneres launched a campaign to get herself on the cover of O as well. Ellen posted tweets on her twitter, talked about it on late night, and even photoshopped some mock covers of herself on O’s mag. […]
Nicole Richie Goes GAGA.
Nicole Richie goes all Lady GaGa for the new issue of BlackBook magazine. She looks great! But she should have lost the pants if she really wanted to do GaGa. Photos via: BBook.com
Can Audrina’s Spin Off Be Good?
Can an Audrina Patridge spin off of The Hills be any good? It was recently announced that she’d be the next cast member to get her own show, and that the producers were currently shopping it around. Does that mean it might not be on MTV? Does that mean it might be in more of […]
Kardashians Spring Cleaning for a Cause.
Kim Kardashian and the gang are unloading some of their unwanted clothes on eBay again, in a bid to raise money for the Dream Foundation. The Kardashian’s have hosted a sale like this before, called Kim’s Closet, and have sold everything from old t-shirts, to their high end cars. Click here to go over to […]
Twilight DVD Hits the Streets Tonight.
Watch out for Vampires tonight. Twilight is hitting DVD shelves at 12:01 You can go to the official website and type in your zip code and find out where the closest Twilight release party to you is. The DVD contains commentary, bonus scenes, and a 7 part documentary about the making of the film.
