You remember when Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones posted this video on FunnyOrDie trying to make comedy about the election, as other celebs such as Hayden Panettiere, Ron Howard, and Paris Hilton have all successfully done, only to fail miserably? Well Nat and Rashida are back on the site one day before the election with […]
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Maybe Spend a Little Less Time on the Whales, a Little More Time on Your Career.
Looks like Hayden Panettiere’s show, Heroes, could be the next to get harpooned. According to the Hollywood Reporter, things are imploding on the set. Two of the shows main writers have apparently quit citing creative differences, which probably means realization of the inability to write a good story line on a crap show. On top […]

Lady in Black.
Paris Hilton did a quick change of clothes before arriving back at a shopping center in Bel Air to pick up the wrapped gifts for Ashlee Simpson’s baby shower this Saturday. Paris was dressed in her Benji Madden inspired black attire with some mirror lensed glasses. This look is actually pretty hot on Paris! Check […]

Details From Inside Ashlee and Pete’s Baby Shower.
Ashlee Simpson held her baby shower yesterday at the Bel Air Hotel for about 35-40 guests. The location was top secret and guests recieved an email instructing them where to go on Saturday Morning. A source inside the shower tells Star Magazine that the co-ed party was Whinnie the Pooh themed and guests snacked on […]

Shamless Self Promotion.
Paris Hilton modeled one of her latest shirts as she ran some errands in Bel Air this weekend. Paris was shopping for a gift for Ashlee Simpson’s baby shower. Check out some more photos of Paris below.

Awesome and Unlikely.
Reports are going around that Ashley Olsen is panning a million dollar wedding! Believe it? Me either, but in a fantasy world, this sounds like quite some party. Ashley has been dating her boyfriend, Justin Bartha, for about seven months now, and while its never been suggested that he’s proposed to Ashley, she has already […]

McCain/Feylin on SNL.
John McCain made his appearance on SNL last night, and appeared in an “infomercial” with Tina Fey as his running mate, Sarah Palin. Senator McCain’s wife Cindy also got in on the skit. In his second skit, he appeared with Seth Meyers on the Amy Pohler-less Weekend Update where he poked fun at his ‘maverick […]

No Pressure to Marry.
Carmen Electra won’t make the same mistake twice. Electra and Rob Patterson of Korn are engaged to be married, but they aren’t going to cave in to the pressure of people telling them to hurry down the asile, she insists they will wait until the time is right. Carmen hosted a Halloween party in Vegas […]

Miley Hates Her Ex.
She’s so edgy! Miley Cyrus is overseas doing some performances, and lastnight before performing her current singe, 7 Things, Cyrus dedicated the song to “all the girls (or guys) out there who hate their ex boyfriends, or current boyfriends.” She then ended the song and with her back to the crowd yelled out, “I still […]

Awesome Thriller Tribute.
Adam Sevani, who you might only know from those YouTube dance battles against Miley Cyrus and her BFF Mandy, has filmed a tribute video to Michael Jackson’s Thriller, which will celebrate it’s 25th anniversary this December. At first I figured anyone who tried to F with Michael’s classic would be makin a bad move, but […]


