When we last checked in, Jon Gosselin, da dopest pimp on da block, was getting all tight with Michael Lohan, da dopiest simp in da solar system. Now the Lohans, for not the first time, are saying, “Hey, remember us, you dumb predicate felon?” and “Where the hell is my goddamn child support?” To be […]
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He Ain’t No Captain Save-a-Ho: Jon Gosselin Single Again
Play on, player! Pimp-stylez-to-da-max mack-master Jon Gosselin says he’s single! You can’t keep this man tied down. Or quiet. Read on:
Jon Gosselin’s Latest Date Resigns as Tabloid Reporter
The last we heard about Jon Gosselin was that he was in the Hamptons with a tabloid reporter named Kate Major, but their relationship was unclear. Now it is being reported that Major has resigned from her post at Star Magazine! The magazine issued this statement on their website: “Star Senior Reporter Kate Major resigned […]
Jon Gosselin’s Bizarre Double Date
Jon Gosselin is in the Hamptons not with GF Hailey Glassman or with designer Christian Audigier, but with a tabloid reporter named Kate Major, according to Us Magazine. It is unclear whether the two are dating or ‘just friends’. Jon was previously seen dining with Major in NYC. Major isn’t the only strange dinner companion […]
Jon Gosselin Literally Flirting with the Media
Father of eight, Ed Hardy hocker, recent fiance of his soon-to-be-ex-wife’s plastic surgeon’s 22-year old daughter and all-around classy guy Jon Gosselin was seen out in New York with a gossip reporter from Star, Kate Major. Kate, who actually posed for pictures while out to dinner with this D-bag of the Month, claims “we’re just […]
Jon Gosselin Possibly Engaged, Definitely a Tool
Jon Gosselin is allegedly engaged to his 22 year old hussy, er, girlfriend Hailey Glassman. According to In Touch Weekly, Jon proposed to his childless girlfriend of like a millisecond. And according to my eyes, Ed Hardy clothing can apparently be out-douched. Who knew? Does Hailey not mind playing step-mom to eight kids? It wouldn’t […]
Jon Gosselin For Match.com
Match.com-Jon Gosselin – watch more funny videos Funny or Die has done it again. In this new Match.com spoof, a faux Jon Gosselin talks about his perfect woman. “I want to meet someone whose hair cut is symmetrical, who likes BlueTooths, Ed Hardy T-shirts, tractors and doesn’t mind that I already have eight half white […]
Jon Gosselin Steps Out With Another Woman
First it was Deanna Hummel who caused this whole Jon and Kate split frenzy, but you’ll never believe who Jon Gosselin was recently spotted out with! In every magazine last week, you saw Kate + 8 – Jon vacationing on the beach in North Carolina. Well The National Inquirer received video of Jon during that […]
Jon “No Shame” Gosselin Does Hollywood
It doesn’t get any more shameless than a photo set-up at West Hollywood’s Millions of Milkshakes. (Unless of course you just came from lunch at The Ivy) Though it’s a little different when Miley Cyrus shows up at the paparazzi hot spot to make “The Miley Shake” or when the Kardashian’s and Speidi come by […]
Kate Gosselin “Freaking Out” Over Cancellation Of TLC Show
Kate Gosselin’s difference of opinions from her ex-husband Jon are probably what lead to their divorce, and the good news is, they are still present. In the new issue of People Magazine, Kate reveals that she is “freaking out” over the cancellation of ‘Kate Plus 8.’ She tells the mag’s latest issue, “I’m freaking out. […]
