KTLA reported this morning that the SUV of Charlie Sheen was found crashed off a hill about 100 feet down Mullholland Drive in Los Angeles. It was a call from OnStar aroudn 4AM to Sheen alerting him that his vehicle had crashed and the airbags had been deployed that first made him aware of the […]
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Adam Lambert Curious About What He’s Been Missin’
He came out on the cover of Rolling Stone, and has no problem displaying his relationships with boyfriends of past and present in public. But Adam Lambert has got a secret! He wants to take one drive down the other side of the street! He said in a recent interview; “I like making out with […]
Ke$ha Takes the Hollywood Sign, Makes it her ‘bIZnatCH’… The Video!
The validity is suspect, but the explination for Ke$ha’s tweet about the “HwOOD $IgN” this morning has finally arrived. In a video posted to her YouTube account, you can see Ke$ha and her group of “culprits” vandalizing the sign to read KE$HAWOOD If it’s real, well I’d be so surprised considering the fact the “cops” […]
This Guy is Selling Abstinence Rings!
Not to bring up such a hard time for Pee-Wee Herman during his big come-back and all, but his new online shop opened, and while T-shirts, posters, and other items that will act as souvenirs for his (possible) final on stage performance as the famed character, I stumbled across a rather strange item. Abstinence rings! […]
Paris Hilton Rep Slaims Cocaine Claims from Teenage Burglar
A rep for Paris Hilton is slamming reports that the teen burglary ring that broke into her house founds cocaine on the property. Nicholas Prugo, the 19-year-old ring leader who pleaded not guilty to a felony first-degree residential burglary, but is still awaiting trial is cashing in on this fifteen minutes of fame. Oh he […]
Your Favorite Winter Olympics Joke is No More
The Olympic Games from Vancouver start in just 8 days, but one famous team is going to be missing from this years festivities. The Jamaican bobsled team! With the 1993 classic movie telling the story about their struggle to get into the Olympic games, lead by John Candy, everyone rooted for Jamaica in the event […]
Tila Back on Twitter… For Now
After deleting her Twitter account because it’s too “hateful, racist and violent,” Tila Tequila just couldn’t stay away. She’s back with a new account, (@Therealtila) but for how long? She marked her return with this tweet; “Yes I’m back! Ya’ll missed me lots didn’t ya! I was thinking about hiding out for a while until […]
Jason Segal’s Muppet Film to Take ‘Flight’
Jason Segal’s new Muppet movie is a go, as soon as they nail down a director! The Forgetting Sarah Marshall had been previously tapped to pen the script, and it’s being reported that although no deal has been finalized, James Bobin, co-creator of HBO’s Flight of the Conchords may be taking on the role of […]
Apparently the “HwOOD $IgN” is Now Ke$ha’s “bIZnitCH”
Ke$ha probably hasn’t woken up this morning feeling like P. Diddy yet, but before she went to bed last night, Billboard Chart topper Ke$ha left us with a pretty suspicious message on her Twitter. HwOOD $IgN I$ oFFiciaLLY My bIZnatCH!!!!! Good work2allmyHoTCULpritss!! LOOK AT THE SIGN LA! It was posted around 3AM on the West […]
Katy Rocks Her ‘Rock’ After the Gym in LA
Determined to go a size or two smaller for that wedding dress, Katy Perry hit the gym in Los Angeles this afternoon! Katy matched her kitty jacket and Dodger cap while she made sure to keep that left hand visible so we could get a shot of her giant rock! Katy will wed comedian Russell […]
