Like it or not, the price you pay for bangin’ someone like Rihanna is living life on the front page. Matt Kemp may have landed himself a headline or 2 on the sporting news in the past, but after photos popped up of the LA Dodger in Mexico with a hand full of Rihanna’s ass […]
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Bear Grylls Takes One For the Team
Bear Grylls has already been exposed as fraud for his show Man vs. Wild, but if real, this is actually wild! On an upcoming episode, he gives himself an enema to rehydrate himself. He tells a sob story about a family who stayed alive on a life raft for 38 days because of using this […]
Tobey Maguire Talks Spider-Man 4
They must be really fearing the results of this one. After Spider-man 4 was rumored to be facing a pushed back release date, Spidey himself, Tobey Maguire spoke up on the process, and why he thinks it’s not going to be out as planned. “Like anything, it’s a process. We’re just in the midst of […]
The End of an Era; Hannah Montana’s Final Days
You know what they say… All good things come to an end. So do bad things, and regular not good/not bad things. It wouldn’t be fair if only the good things ended right? Whatever type of “thing” you think Disney’s Hannah Montana is, it’s coming to an end. That means the end of a career […]
Nicolette Sheridan Injured After Being Bucked from Bronco
Former Desperate Housewives actress Nicolette Sheridan was rushed to an LA hospital recently after a friend found her bleeding and bruised near her California home. No, it wasn’t one of the bitches from Wisteria Lane trying to get revenge one their whore neighbor as we’ve become so used to over the past 5 years, instead […]
James Cameron is Untouchable
For the past twelve years he’s held on to the highest grossing box office movie ever with Titanic, but James Cameron’s rule had to be in jeopardy of ending one day right? Yeah, if by chance the guy who wrote Avatar which has raked in 1.14 billion world wide wasn’t also named James Cameron. While […]
Taylor & Taylor Named Best On Screen Couple
Not Sure how anyone could actually cast a vote for this having not seen the film but Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner were voted best on screen couple for their upcoming movie, Valentines Day, in a poll taken on fandango.com The movie, which will hit theaters this February, has a star studded cast and the […]
Heigl’s Return to Grey’s
According to E! News, Katherine Heigl will be making a return to Grey’s Anatomy this upcoming season. It’s sure to come with a headache, because it seems like Katherine Heigl passes out headaches everywhere she goes, but apparently her character was too good to keep away. Izzie will return to the January 21st episode, I […]
NBC Won’t Can Leno
Despite less than stellar ratings and the cancellation of shows, NBC plans to stand behind Jay Leno and keep him on the air. There were reports this morning that the network was thinking about canceling the show, which has only been on the air for a couple of months at the 10 o’clock time slot, […]
Stephanie Pratt’s Lucky Break
Stephanie Pratt dodged alcohol rehab and jail time this morning when she was handed out the formal punishment for her October DUI. She received 3 years probation, as well as a 12 week alcohol course and 3 weeks of alcoholics anonymous. On top of it all just a small fine to be done with it. […]
