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Madonna Set to Appeal Adoption Rejection on May 4.

Madonna will be back in Malawi on May 4th to appeal the judges decision to reject her adoption of a little orphan girl named Mercy. Last month, the decision was made to not let Madonna take young Mercy back to the US with her over some technicality issues. Madonna has been planning her appeal ever […]

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Happy Birthday Jan Brady!

Eve Plumb turns 51 today!   Finally it’s the one day of the year that’s not all about Marcia Marcia Marcia. Happy birthday Eve!

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Heidi to Not Bare All for Playboy?

According to this report, Heidi Montag has been offered to do a spread in Playboy Magazine. Unfortunately for all you pervs out there, the deal which could score her around $500,000 would include the option to cover up the important parts and just show the same ammount of skin you can see at the beach. […]

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More Like ‘A Shot at Yuck.’

MTV’s double shot at love with the Ikki twins could not have done as well as they had hoped following the two season success of Tila Tequila, so they are bringing in a new slut to try their luck again. This time, it will be former Danity Kane member Aubrey O’day. Apparently Aubrey is keen […]

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Jen to Adopt.

Jennifer Aniston’s biological clock is tickin’ and since she’s had no luck with children from her past three relationships,  it looks as if she might be ready to take matters into her own hand. According to the new Star, Aniston is getting everything together to adopt a child. Though, unlike her mortal enemy Angelina, she’s […]

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Chace and Ed… The Split!

Look like Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford is breaking things off with his co-star and real life roomate, Ed Westwick. Chace and Ed have been sharing a space in NYC’s Chelsea district since filming began on their hit television show, Gossip Girl, but after a couple years of gay rumors, and reports that Ed is quite […]

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Britney Extends Tour!!

They’ve called the Circus Tour one of the biggest tours of the decade, and because of that it’s being extended for eight more European dates. In addition to the eight shows shes performing at London’s O2 Arena from June 3, Britney Spears will tackle Europe all the way up until July 16. Check out the […]

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Speaking of Swine Flu…

Medical officials have now changed the name from the Swine Flu to the H1N1 Virus. This is probably in hopes of getting people to shut up and stop freaking out about it by making it harder/more annoying to say. Swine flu has a catchy ring to it!

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Salma and Madonna Subject of Computer Swine.

Even internet hackers are jumping on the swine flu bandwagon.   A mass of emails with the subject “Madonna caught the swine flu” or “Salma Hayek caught the swine flu” have been making their way around the internet and tricking unsuspecting readers to open the message which contains a spyware. By downloading the spyware, the hackers […]

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Hayden Fakes a Smile!

Hayden Panettiere looks like she’s got a mouth full of sour gummy worms! Hayden cracked a fake smile at the paparazzi while being picked up by her father, Alan this afternoon. She’s not known to be a friend of the media, but fake smiles aren’t the way to prove you aren’t unpleasant! Check out some […]

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