Aunt Jessica seems to be interested in a little game of “one-upper” with her little sister Ashlee. Ashlee’s baby Bronx is likely the talk of the Simpson family this holiday season, and I’m sure that everyone will be spoiling him rotten. Jessica Simpson just has to sit back and watch it all go down with […]
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Fine and Dandy!
Forget what ya heard about Michael Jackson being in very frail condition and in need of a lung transplant. A rep for jackson recently confirmed that Jacko was in good health by saying, “Concerning this author’s allegations, we would hope in the future that legitimate media will not continue to be exploited by such an […]

Recession is Good News for Young Billionaires!
A little economic downfall isn’t gonna stop a young media mogul from doin her thing! While out doing some last minute Christmas shopping, likely for herself, a spy at Barney’s over heard Mary-Kate Olsen on an elevator say to a friend; “It’s really sad – the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having […]

Britney Ordered to Pay Up.
Britney Spears got hit with a more than 1.5 million dollar tab by the LA Superior Court today, to pay the bills for all of her handlers. It ain’t cheap gettin a girls career back on track, and after a number one record, the help deserves a raise! Check out who in the Spears camp […]

Secret Sleepovers!
The New York Daily News is reporting that the fat lady still hasn’t sang with Paris Hilton and Benji Madden. The source claims that the pair re-united for a steamy public makeout sesh last week, and that they are still hot and heavy behind closed doors. “They are completely still hooking up. They aren’t exclusive, […]

Samantha Ronson Back in Business!
Samantha Ronson has apparently gotten over her stress and exhaustion pretty quick. The celebs deejay updated her Myspace blog this morning to thank all of her fans for the well whishes, and also wish them a happy Chanukah (with a CH) She said, Monday, December 22, 2008 Song Of The Day 12.21.08 Chanukah Edition Happy […]

Happy Birthday Jordin Sparks.
The lovely and talented Jordin Sparks turns 19 today, and though I didn’t appreciate her getting snippy with Russell Brand at the VMA’s this year when he was dissin’ the JoMos, It was either celebrating her 19th, or Ali Lohan’s 39th today. I think you know how easy of a decision that was. Happy birthday […]

Just to Share…
The holidays is about spending time with the fam right? I got to spend time family time in the 10 degree Ohio sunshine at a football game this weekend. I took some photos at the game to share. For being so cold, it was still really crowded. But then again, to these people, this a […]

Ready For Fall Finale of Prison Break?
It seems like FOX freakin’ does this stuff to us every year, build up a show until and just when it reaches it’s peak, end for a couple of months. The ‘Fall Finale’ of Prison break is tonight, and it’s just when a bunch of stuff from Michael and Lincoln’s past is coming about, and […]

Wentz Gets the Shaft, Has to Spend X-mas in Texas.
If I had to make a guess on how this all played out, it would be that Pete Wentz threw down ‘rock’ expecting that Ashlee Simpson would be throwing out ‘scissors’ with the reasoning that all girls love scissors because they love hair and the two are associated with eachother somewhat. But Ashlee was thinking […]


